There's nothing more pleasant than an everincreasingly hostile passenger crew when stuck on a runway for over 60 min and counting. #calgon

OPEN INVITATION for live studio guests to sit in on The Stupid Cancer Show taping, Mon nights @9PM in NYC. Email jack@i2y.com for details.

Wow! More good news fo Ovarian cancer patients... http://bit.ly/r8wmD

Uhm... yeah! Next week on "Tell us something we don't know".... Link: http://bit.ly/XrPSV

"Stupid Breast Cancer" Mon's @stupidcancer Show @StefanieLarue, LBBC's Janine Guglielmo & YSC's Jenna Glazer http://bit.ly/VXnfV #pinknausea

http://bit.ly/d1swe Chemo ain't got nothing on Downward Facing Dog. #woof

Good luck i[2]y Connecticut with tonight's @stupidcancer Happy Hour! Visit http://bit.ly/mmxTv for more details. @jackbouffard @squarestate

Look, Ma! No hands. My very first status post from 30,000 feet thanks to GoGoInFlight WiFi services. Now to superpoke the ionosphere. #nice

Here we go again. 6am flight to Dallas for the ASCO/COG meeting on Tue nite – http://bit.ly/143cXZ – then back to NYC on Thu redeye. #coffee

2NITE'S @stupidcancer SHOW "Legislate This!" LIVE IN 20 MIN! with @acscan Molly Daniels, Duncan Cross & Anne Willis http://bit.ly/1CoNuc

http://greensmoke.com What the *HELL* is this?

http://bit.ly/1CoNuc TONIGHT'S @stupidcancer SHOW "Legislate This!" w/ @acscan Molly Daniels, Duncan Cross & NCCS' Ann Willis @blogtalkradio

Ahhh. Back in NYC. What? Only for 1 day? Off to Dallas Tue for ASCO/COG conf. Looking fwd to Mon nite's @stupidcancer show: LEGISLATE THIS!

Of course I can buy the *same damn shit* once I get through security and into the departure gate area - for $40! #scam #bullshit #aboot

Ragingly pissed at airport security and their BS. Returning to US from Montreal and they confiscated my frieken $20 maple butter. #WTF #FML

Wrapping up the Global Leadership Forum on Cancer Control in Ottawa. The YA voice was definitively heard. Off to Montreal then home on Sun.

@ethanzohn rocks the stupid cancer once again. Awesome piece on Entertainment Weekly (Also nice T-Shirt) Watch it: http://bit.ly/RpssK

http://bit.ly/2BIT3Z Apparently *I'm* Too Young For Cancer! Go figure. Great radio interview with 'Dr. Fitness & The Fat Guy' #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/EgiFY Brilliant. Inspiring. Worth seeing & reaching out to say hello. Meet YA survivor/cartoonist Jonny Cancer. #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/2Sga3E Got Cancer? Teenager? Enter the "It's Always Something" Teen Essay Contest and win great prizes and exposure!

http://bit.ly/2FbP I'm lovin' it. Have it your way. Think outside the bell. What you crave. Eat fresh. Where's the beef? Mmmm... chemo.

http://bit.ly/peH74 Bleh! I've come to suck your blood. (Your tumor's blood that is) Dracula goes to med school, becomes oncologist.

http://bit.ly/3GJybB Meet "The Cancer Vixen", Marisa Acocella Marchetto: Get a free mammogram and copy of her eponymous book in NYC on 10/16

Gorgeous drive from Montreal to Ottawa. 100 miles of farmland. And apparently there's no such thing as iced coffee at the Dunkin Donuts.

Can I please get a straight answer from a Canadian... Does your healthcare suck or rock? Everyone has a different answer. Off to Ottawa...

http://bit.ly/s6mFy Off to Ottowa Thurs morn to speak @ "Global Leadership Forum For Cancer Control" Gonna brush up on my free healthcare.

http://bit.ly/1N92C2 Stupid Cancer Happy Hour NYC/Metro TONIGHT at Mercury Bar. Click the link for info. Don't Miss It! #awesome

http://bit.ly/qOoha Oh, viruses.Is there nothing you can't do? #FML

http://bit.ly/30Cv3K Holy Douchebaggery! You've got 2 love some of our elected officials. "Sorry lady. Can't help. Go beg for change." #FAIL

Got cancer? 18-42 yrs old? Diagnosed after 2006? Earn $50 through an NCI/LAF study. Call 800-937-8281, ext. 8824 now.

*FINAL MEDIA OPPORTUNITY* Under/uninsured i[2]y'er needed (19-29) in So. California for Lisa Ling PBS special. Email csmith@kcet.org ASAP!

http://bit.ly/5jNaW We report. You decide how stupid this is. #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/vGQmz Ooh! Now *this* one hits home. "Doctors should not dismiss cancer signs because patient is young" #FAIL #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/ymv8u Remember the good old days? Like when the HPV vaccine was just for young women? Ahhh.. memories #WTF

http://bit.ly/1CoNuc Next Mon @stupidcancer Show "Legislate This!" w/ @acscan Molly Daniels, Duncan Cross & NCCS' Ann Willis @blogtalkradio

http://bit.ly/12M3KC Are you fed up with the BS health insurance industry? I know I am. Take to the streets with this national campaign...

http://bit.ly/f4ea Mommy, this water tastes funny... #stupidcancer #fail

http://bit.ly/Me80r "Visual Diaries" A Snapshot Of The Young Adult Experience – brought to you by the Cancer Care Young Adult Program

http://bit.ly/A9SPO Presenting the "Hedgehog Inhibitor", not to be confused with the "Crasher Squirrel" (http://bit.ly/Lzn1U)

http://bit.ly/2IPvfh 2NITE'S @stupidcancer Show LIVE@9PM ET "Singles w/ Stupid Cancer" LandonDunning @TracyMax & Julie Larson @blogtalkradio

What a way to start a Monday - laptop logic board died. Sitting @Tekserve waiting to be called. Good think I'm a nerd and cloned my drive.

http://bit.ly/12OMBr This is why health insurance companies should *not* be in control of our treatment options. Damn, this makes me mad!

Repost (again) *MEDIA OPPORTUNITY* Under or uninsured survivor needed (19-29) in SoCal for Lisa Ling PBS special. Email *csmith@kcet.org*

Repost *MEDIA OPPORTUNITY* Under or uninsured survivor needed (19-29) in SoCal for Lisa Ling PBS special. Email csmith@kcnet.org ASAP

http://bit.ly/j2SaS ACORN's Bureaucratic Ballet: The Coda (and a nice nod to @stupidcancer and The Wellness Community) #intriguing

Sending a hearty 'Zei Gezint' and 'Shanah Tova' to my fellow be-Torah'd brothers and sisters for a happy and healthy new year!

*MEDIA NOTICE* Under or uninsured survivor needed (19-29) in Southern California for Lisa Ling PBS special. Contact csmith@kcnet.org ASAP!

http://bit.ly/15gpO3 Check out @kairol Rosenthal's amazing interview on @NPR "Fresh Air" – Young People Living, And Laughing, With Cancer

http://bit.ly/714RQ Finally - some good news for ovarian cancer screening, but will it apply to young adults? #curious

http://bit.ly/FS1Gg Here we go again... Are cell phones the new cigarettes? No wait... tanning beds are the new cigarettes. Both? #scared

http://bit.ly/1Uyx46 Vaccines? You worked for Polio, measles and chicken pox. But will you work for cancer? Pretty please? #progress?

Does your local cancer center have i[2]y support literature for their young adult patients? If not, have them contact us and request our kit

Why does everything have to start at 7am? Very interesting conference so far w/ Boehringer Ingelhem. Brilliant key stakeholders in the room.

http://bit.ly/KMlzF Four out of 5 dentists agree, cancer sucks. Brush your teeth people! Flossing helps too. #aquafreshawesome

If you didn't see it the first time, a reconfirmed study: "Get cancer, be sad. Be sad, get cancer" http://bit.ly/Qj4ct #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/WUiTG Another great @stupidcancer show last nite with @jonnyimerman, Ryan O'Donoghue, @cwhitman77 & surprise caller @ethanzohn

http://bit.ly/WUiTG TONIGHT'S @StupidCancer SHOW LIVE IN 90 MIN "The Bald & The Fabulous" w/Ryan O'Donoghue, @cwhitman77 and @jonnyimerman

http://bit.ly/WUiTG TONIGHT'S @StupidCancer Show "The Bald & The Fabulous" LIVE@9pmET w/Ryan O'Donoghue and @jonnyimerman @imermanangels

http://bit.ly/1OhQQD Sending all of our @stupidcancer prayers and good karma to @ethanzohn - a gentleman and a scholar. #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/KYcSQ Looks like I'll be in Chicago at least once a year for the next 10 years. Maybe, just maybe your pizza will taste better

http://bit.ly/3JCXK The State Of Healthcare, now with pretty pictures to tell us how screwed we are, especially as young adults. #FAIL

http://bit.ly/WUiTG TONIGHT'S @StupidCancer Show "The Bald & The Fabulous" LIVE@9pmET w/Ryan O'Donoghue and @jonnyimerman @imermanangels

Teaching my wife stick on my Subaru. #prayforme #kidding

http://bit.ly/14GktN Vote for Ethan Zohn for GQ's 2009 "Better Man Better World" Award! Please RT & Share! #stupidcancer #awesome

http://bit.ly/WUiTG This Mon's @StupidCancer Show "The Bald & The Fabulous" w/Ryan O'Donoghue @Rise_Above_It & @jonnyimerman @imermanangels

http://bit.ly/gMKZk Inaugural 'Stupid Cancer' Halloween Scaretacular and Costume Contest 10/31 in NYC! Be there or be 'scare' Har Har

*2DAY ONLY* Good Morning America seeks YA survivor *recently* denied insurance for preexisting condition. Email mable.c.chan@abc.com ASAP!

http://bit.ly/17EYzH Breast cancer... the disease so nice, you might actually get it twice. #FAIL #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/mKkot Don't make me angry. You don't like me when I'm angry. CANCER SMASH! #stupidcancer

http://tr.im/sRMO Support YA survivors! Trick out ur Twitter profile pic with a @stupidcancer wristband overlay via @twibbon. 99 & counting!

http://bit.ly/4po8Jd Forget heart disease. Cancer is where all the money is! Remission is not a cure. #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/yq9bx What happens when you mix 6 surgeons and a rock band? #awesome Introduding "N.E.D. No Evidence of Disease"

http://bit.ly/IA5dL Are strength and courage totally overrated with cancer? Great piece featuring @Kairol Rosenthal. #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/lhkTG Mangia!

http://bit.ly/13IXdm Cancer sniffing dogs made obsolete by breathalyzer. Now we can be drunk and diagnosed at the same time!

http://bit.ly/P6UfU Awesome new doc film to benefit @stupidcancer. Check it out and see how you can help support it. @Jasmanian #awesome

http://bit.ly/11q6sC Facts On Chemotherapy? I don't know what to make of this. #WTF

http://bit.ly/12fbyl Bang bang on the door baby! Bang bang! You're what?... Tin roof, rusted! #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/1R7o0y Name i[2]y as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Click the link and follow the instructions.

http://bit.ly/WUiTG Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show "The Bald & The Fabulous" w/Ryan O'Donoghue @Rise_Above_It & Jonny Imerman @imermanangels

http://bit.ly/vAKI5 Great. Another "cancer comedy" that will ignore the young adult message

http://bit.ly/W7gtb The landscape of cancer treatment – a photojournalism project. #awesome #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/4LHR7 @blogtalkradio @stupidcancer Show Season 5 Premiere LIVE IN 2 HOURS @9pmET with special guest @ethanzohn

http://bit.ly/17MzQy "Partnering with Angels on the Cancer Journey" Awesome plug for i[2]y! and a great piece about @imermanangels

http://bit.ly/4WPpx Uh oh. The jig is up!

http://bit.ly/IXy8K "My Brain on Chemo: Alive and Alert" Worth the read. #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/132VPO I've said it before and I'll say it again... "The cure can also be the cause" so can we please actually define "cure"?

http://bit.ly/29kkjl Group claims healthcare legislation could lead to 300k breast cancer deaths; uses old stats, false insinuations. #FAIL

http://bit.ly/1s2Oln Dr. Patricia Shearer, University of Florida College of Medicine pediatric oncologist, is teh awesome!

http://bit.ly/4LHR7 @stupidcancer Show Season 5 Premiere Tonight LIVE@9PM ET with @kairol @jackbouffard & special guest @ethanzohn

http://bit.ly/2deW4J Man's 'other' best friend has some new problems...

http://bit.ly/3CAfTD Cancer screenings are the new cancer treatment. #FAIL

http://bit.ly/1vHWnP Be vewy vwey qwiet. I'm hunting tumors. Great read. #stupidcancer

http://bit.ly/2JsRi0 Drunk tanning is the new chemo. #wtf

http://bit.ly/Cxctp Journey to the center of the tumor. Kind of like that 80s movie Innerspace only Meg Ryan is adriamycin in a dress.

http://bit.ly/6pEuK BZZZZZZZZZZ

http://bit.ly/Ll6qZ Sign This!

http://bit.ly/3WO0hN i[2]y @stupidcancer Blog Ranked 35 Among "Top 50 Oncology Blogs" #awesome

http://bit.ly/4LHR7 Season 5 Broadcast Premiere of The Stupid Cancer Show LIVE this Monday 9/7 @ 9:30pm ET with @ethanzohn

OMG! We have Internet. Thank the gods of TimeWarner just this once. Now where is my laptop? Nevermind, it's under a pile of boxes somewhere.