Happy 2010!

IT'S A LITTLE BOY AND A LITTLE GIRL! Perfectly healthy. Squirming like crazy. Due date June 11. #OMG

Holy nervous, Batman! In less than 12 hours, we will know the genders of our twins. Keep your eyes peeled for the next big status update!

Attention Runners! Announcing Team @StupidCancer for the NYC 1/2 Marathon in March. 20 slots available. Register today! http://bit.ly/7YCyfu

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show, "Season 6 Premiere" with @JonnyImerman from @imermanangels and N.E.D. Band http://bit.ly/5RMQXL

Shrooming for the cure makes medicinal marijuana look like Flintstones vitamins. What's next? Crack-o-therapy? http://bit.ly/5gh1O1

Make a year-end charitable gift and owe less taxes to the IRS? It's true. Learn more about i[2]y "tax burden offsets". http://bit.ly/6XCBnR

Make a year-end charitable donation and owe less taxes to the IRS? It's true. Learn more about i[2]y "tax burden offsets". http://bit.ly/6XCBnR

12/29/95 – 12/29/09. It's my 14 year cancerversary and you know what? Cancer can eat it, BEOTCH!

@StupidCancer Show Season Finale LIVE in 1hr. "Who The Hell Is Hodgkins?" @EthanZohn, Hildy Dillon & Leonard Sender MD http://bit.ly/6Vw29P

Three days until we find out the gender of our twins. Ridiculously exciting!

2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show Season Finale, "Who The Hell Is Hodgkins?" @EthanZohn, Hildy Dillon & Leonard Sender MD http://bit.ly/6Vw29P

My Dad took a peek at his journal from 1995 and pointed out that my original date of diagnosis is not, 12/27. It is, in fact 12/29.

Second trip to Babies R Us today to get familiarized with different car seat, crib, breast pump, bedding and stroller options. #OMG

Today marks week 16 of pregnancy. The twins are evidently pumping 50 additional quarts of blood per day. Anatomy/Gender scans THIS THURS!

Do you blog about @StupidCancer? We want to add your feed to the Stupid Cancer Blogroll. Send link to blog@i2y.com. http://bit.ly/6MeGWX

Looks like someone has one-upped me with my veiled attempt at a cancer-themed yarn. "Twas The Night Before Chemo..." http://bit.ly/4DlHe0

It would seem I have a eponymous future All-Star Tennis pro doppelgänger in Florida. http://bit.ly/5buKoF

It was Christmas Eve Day and all through the 'hood, the Jews were preparing for great Chinese Food. This year went so fast! #merrynewnear

Name i[2]y as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Click the link and follow the instructions. http://bit.ly/WhXME

Off to the last i[2]y Board Of Directors meeting for '09. Closing out a "tough but we made it through" year. Onward to 2010. #stupidcancer

Everything causes cancer. http://bit.ly/5OHwXH

Congratulations the man who overuses consonants and vowels @JonnyImerman from @ImermanAngels on this fantastic article. http://bit.ly/8h4wNW

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show Season Finale, "Who The Hell Is Hodgkins?" w/@EthanZohn, Hildy Dillon & Leonard Sender MD http://bit.ly/6Vw29P

The @StupidCancer Survey has reached it's goal of 400 completions. Thank you to everyone who contributed. Winners will be announced in Feb.

@StupidCancer Show LIVE IN 35 min "Nutrition 2" w/Kym Martin, Rebecca Katz & Dr. Alejandro Junger http://is.gd/5w9OY @DrJunger @kmartinmba

Last chance to take The @StupidCancer Survey and enter to win a $50 iTunes Gift Card. One in 8 wins. http://survey.i2y.com #fantasticodds

My 14 year cancerversary is but 6 days away. 12/27/09? I'm making you my beotch. Stupid cancer. Survivors rule! #getbusyliving

Cell phone health debate rages on just like red wine, chocolate, and eggs. What doesn't kill you gives you cancer? http://bit.ly/8IK3YT

"Cancer Is #FAIL" – New i[2]y T-shirt and Product Line on CafePress. Any last minute shoppers out there? http://bit.ly/8emL08 #cancerisfail

The @StupidCancer Show invites LIVE studio audience members to sit on on our broadcast Mon nights @9PM ET. Email jack@i2y.com for details.

#Shopping on Amazon for the #holidays? Use this link and i[2]y gets a % of whatever you buy!! http://amazon.i2y.com #stupidcancer #awesome

2NITE @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET "Nutrition 2" w/Kym Martin, Rebecca Katz & Dr. Alejandro Junger http://is.gd/5w9OY @DrJunger @kmartinmba

Snow day!

Today I learned the difference between infant and convertible car seats when the babies hit 20lbs. #cluelessdad http://bit.ly/6pswXx

Brilliant Interview @EthanZohn. Keep kicking @stupidcancer ass. http://bit.ly/64C346

Happy Holidays From Matthew & Jessica (and two little buns in the oven-to-be) http://bit.ly/7hbSaj

TGIF once again everybody. Have a great weekend and if you're done working for the year, enjoy what's left left of 2009. #whitechristmas

@StupidCancer Survey nearing it's 400 completion cutoff. Have you entered to win your $50 iTunes GC yet? 1 in 8 wins. http://survey.i2y.com

StandUp2Cancer Profiles @StupidCancer Survivors From i[2]y As Part Of The @SU2C Magazine. Special thanks to Cat Vasco. http://bit.ly/6EJl0V

Lung cancer and melanoma progress, finally? Is it almost time to start smoking and tanning again? Uhm.... No. http://bit.ly/7xnFpi

Best Chanukah Gift Evarrr... Congratulations @EthanZohn On Being Declared IN REMISSION! You Go Boy! http://bit.ly/8q55Ni #stupidcancer

R-I-C-H In The U-S-A!! R-I-C-H in the U-S-A!! Poor folks turned away from cancer screenings. #nojuticenopeace http://bit.ly/8ni5Sx

This week on "he said, she said opinion reversal", Cell phones are our friends again. #veriontumorless http://bit.ly/8BojeS

Just found out that after guest lecturing to an undergrad PR class about my @stupidcancer story & i2y, one of the students quit smoking for good.

Are you KIDDING me? Research shows CT scans can cause cancer. You just can't win, can you? The cure is the cause? #WTF http://bit.ly/91k1l3

Attention Runners! Anyone out there want to run on our team for the NYC 1/2 Marathon next March? Great chance to give back to @stupidcancer.

Unprepared 'Dad-to-be' Alert - I just asked my wife if newborn babies get to keep that free hat they're given when born to keep their head warm.

Rest in peace Kurt Owens. This is why we fight. http://bit.ly/74UVBx

Next Mon @StupidCancer Show, "Nutrition Part 2" w/Kym Martin, Rebecca Katz & Dr. Alejandro Junger http://bit.ly/6oOfPV @DrJunger @kmartinmba

247 People Took The @StupidCancer Survey On Day One! Don't Miss Win Your Chance To Win A $50 iTunes GC! One In 8 Wins. http://survey.i2y.com

Keep sending us pics of you wearing our gear! The "Stupid Cancer" photo album has 70+ pics and counting! http://bit.ly/3bFDbP #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show LIVE IN 30MIN "Health2.0" @HealthyThinker Jane Sarasohn-Kahn @Pew_Internet Susannah Fox Dr. Ed Shin http://is.gd/5gWf5

Did You Miss My Recent "Music For The Cure" Benefit Concert? Check Out These Live YouTube Performance Clips Here - http://bit.ly/7uxjtj

2NITE @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET "Health2.0" @HealthyThinker Jane Sarasohn-Kahn @Pew_Internet Susannah Fox Dr. Ed Shin http://is.gd/5gWf5

i[2]y Los Angeles – "Turning Toward The Sun" Benefit Concert This Friday! Check It Out And Support A Great Cause... Us! http://bit.ly/8gItcu

The Future Of Nonprofits Is Social Enterprise. Evolve Or Die. Thank You @BriceRoyer For A Very Insightful Blog Post. http://bit.ly/6euTDa

From @RWW (Read Write Web) "10 Ways Social Media Will Change In 2010" with insanely awesome mention of @StupidCancer http://bit.ly/6SFMx6

New "Nanosensors" Detect Cancer Biomarkers. Dennis Quaid, Martin Short and Meg Ryan Rejoice at Innerspace Reunion. http://bit.ly/8ORPCZ

The "Everything Father's First Year Book", Author's Note: "I practically had to write this book in my sleep because I just had twin boys".

Win a $50 iTunes Gift Card from i[2]y for taking our market research survey. Got @StupidCancer? Under 40? 1 in 8 wins. http://survey.i2y.com

Win a $50 iTunes Gift Card from i[2]y for taking our market research survey. Got @StupidCancer? Under 40? One in eight chances to win big!

Win a $50 iTunes Gift Card for taking out 10 minute market research survey. One in 8 will win. It's that simple. http://survey.i2y.com

http://survey.i2y.com – Win a $50 iTunes Gift Card for taking out 10 minute market research survey. One in 8 will win. It's that simple.

2NITE @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET "Health2.0" @HealthyThinker Jane Sarasohn-Kahn @Pew_Internet Susannah Fox Dr. Ed Shin http://is.gd/5gWf5

@StupidCancer Wristbands Are Literally Flying Off The Shelves. Get Your Stocking Stuffers While Supplies Last! http://bit.ly/4sqydR

Happy note for the weekend? Cancer Death Rates Are Down, but Watch Out if Breast Cancer Screening Falls Off? #fabulous http://bit.ly/6i1aQi

Neil Diamond's animated rendition of Adam Sandler's "The Chanukah Song" is fabulously horrible & awkwardly intriguing. http://bit.ly/7lBiCc

Shop @StupidCancer for the holidays this wknd! Tees, mugs, SIGG bottles, pins & more. Wear ur crapness on your sleeve! http://bit.ly/85LVc1

TGIF everyone! And to all of my Hebrew and Shebrew friends and family, Happy Chanukkah! #dreidel #8nights #oy http://bit.ly/5JC6Sf

Going on Sirius/XM Doctor Radio Nutrition Show with @JackBouffard LIVE at 1PM ET. Call in 877-NYU-DOCS. All about i2y!

Make your Amazon holiday shopping count! Use this link and i[2]y gets a % of whatever you buy!! (Wristbands optional!) http://amazon.i2y.com

Join me and @JackBouffard Fri@1pmET on Sirius/XM's Doctor Radio "The Nutrition Show" w/Samantha Heller. Sirius114/XM119 http://bit.ly/WgJ7u

The @StupidCancer Show invites studio audience members to sit on on our LIVE broadcast Monday nites @9PM ET. Email jack@i2y.com for details.

Congratulations @EthanZohn for your great news announcement about your cancer being "vaporized"! Rock on! http://bit.ly/84CFh8 Please RT

News flash! This week on "Tell us something we don't know" – "Young Cancer Survivors May Risk Late Recurrence" – http://bit.ly/5ICGqS

i[2]y Wants You! Get your mugshot and testimonial on our homepage banner for thousands to see and share. Inquire within. http://i2y.com

What is i[2]y doing right vs. what are we doing wrong? And how can the answers to those questions turn into a sustainable business model?

i[2]y Awesome News :: Facebook Cause Hits 22,000 Members! http://bit.ly/2uHMTF

Next Mon @StupidCancer Show "Health2.0" w/Jane Sarasohn-Kahn, Susannah Fox & Dr. Ed Shin http://is.gd/5gWf5 @HealthyThinker, @Pew_Internet

Happy Holidays From @StupidCancer and the i[2]y Cancer Foundation. You know what that means? It's time to ask for $$$. http://bit.ly/7y8veO

Happy Holidays From @StupidCancer and the i[2]yCancer Foundation. You know what that means? It's time to ask for $$$. http://bit.ly/7y8veO

CNN Report: U.S. Cancer Cases, Deaths Continue To Decline*. *Unless you're a young adult? Let's see about that. http://bit.ly/6PqexG

@StupidCancer Show LIVE IN 2.5HRS, Social Good w/@Mashable @AdamHirsch, MTV's @JasonRzepka, @NancyLublin & @CraigAlberino http://is.gd/595nI

2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show @Mashable @AdamHirsch @MTV @JasonRzepka @DoSomething @NancyLublin @ActiveCause @CraigAlberino http://is.gd/595nI

Pics from "Music For The Cure" benefit concert at Snug Harbor on Staten Island. TY to everyone who came out in support. http://bit.ly/5lA9t4

TGIF everyone! Have a great weekend. #stupidcancer

NCI seeks 2 non-white, web-savvy survivors 20-24 for on-site health info
research survey in Rockville, MD 12/16. PAID GIG!! 888-558-7872

i[2]y Worldwide – International Shipping NOW AVAILABLE for our @StupidCancer Wristbands! Get 'em while they're hot! http://bit.ly/8hoK61

@StupidCancer i[2]y FaceBook cause nears 22K members! Please share, RT and unnecessarily poke if need be. http://bit.ly/2uHMTF #stupidcancer

Does anyone know anyone who works in patient advocacy, social responsibility or sponsorship marketing at GlaxoSmithKine?

Tea, crumpets, bangers, mash, maynards, rowntrees, crisps and fried fish in newspaper. Mmmm... chemo. http://bit.ly/8JQnRO

Stupid cancer and careers. Yes, there's an org for that. Take this survey and help them help you help them help you. http://bit.ly/4hknvv

i[2]y NYC/Metro Events :: Last chance to buy your tix to "Music For The Cure" MZ Benefit Concert this Saturday! http://ping.fm/CUkab

i[2]y Newsday Media Opportunity: Journalist Carol Holtsky seeks AYA survivor of ALL from NYC/Long Island. Email carol.polsky@newsday.com

Develop your online @LIVESTRONG Survivorship Care Plan. It's just like a report card from school, except not at all. http://bit.ly/7RrtpQ

Mammogram radiation may put some women at risk. Smoke on your pipe and put *that in*. Prevention is the cause?? http://bit.ly/6eVtwt

Next Mon @StupidCancer Show @Mashable @AdamHirsch @MTV @JasonRzepka @DoSomething @NancyLublin @ActiveCause @CraigAlberino http://is.gd/595nI

Support i[2]y and vote4us2win $25k with #ChaseGiving. Fan, vote, share and RT! Takes all of 30 sec. 205 votes so far. http://bit.ly/1l6Fbt