Happy New Year!

Snow day!

@FOXNews names @StupidCancer as "Top Ten Healthcare Blog for 2010". Amazing end to an amazing year! http://fxn.ws/flbve8 Please share and RT

And the hits just keep on coming for long-term childhood cancer survivors when they become young adults. http://reut.rs/gQId8W #stupidcancer

And the hits just keep on coming for long-term childhood cancer survivors when they become young adults. http://reut.rs/gQId8W #stupidcancer

Dear "Acetylsalicylic Acid" http://huff.to/e2OBwo #stupidcancer

*MEGA DOUCHEBAG ALERT* http://gizmo.do/e6awrG

Cancer? I don't even know her! http://nyti.ms/hpaDLi

CT Scans just might not make matters worse now. http://bit.ly/gGpwwh #stupidcancer

Happy Thanksgiving!

*FINALLY* Susan G. Komen issues statement about TSA screenings. "Beware the groping of your prosthetic breast". http://bit.ly/enS6g8

Looks like Beta-Carotene has met it's match. Say hello to my little friend! http://bit.ly/hMsjVd #stupidcancer

Cancer survivors are going to revolt against the TSA if this trend becomes the norm. http://ping.fm/1Wfcc

Getting cancer: old and busted. Faking cancer: new hotness. http://bit.ly/b28QFB #stupidcancer

Uhm... *WHAT* the hell is this world coming to? Someone? Anyone? Please? http://bit.ly/cglJ0Z

Captain Obvious Reporting! http://bit.ly/cXeunn #stupidcancer

Start spreading the news. I'm leaving today. I want to be a part of it. New York, New York! http://bit.ly/8Y63vp #stupidcancer

"Advocacy Innovation" Mon @StupidCancer Show w/Lenka Dayrit, Sam Green (Crawl4Cancer) & @MTV Diem Brown @projectrunway http://bit.ly/9NlsyW

Happy 5 year wedding anniversary to my beautiful wife and incredible mother of my amazing twinfants. I love you, baby!

@StupidCancer profiled in powerful @WSJ article about young adults! Please share and RT! Also, please share and RT! http://ping.fm/1YPnh

So is it any surprise that breasts hold the key to our future? In other news, I am a man and I approve this message. http://bit.ly/bb0Ovc

When fat, gay and smart won't do, is having cancer the only thing left to get bulled about? I don't miss High School. http://bit.ly/bNJr3J

Please support our 2011 NYC 1/2 Marathon team runners and donate to their fundraising goals. No gift is too small. http://bit.ly/i2ytsc2011

@StupidCancer thanks the @LIVESTRONG Young Adult Alliance for our winning the 2010 PRG Advancement Award for our advocacy work.

Get out and VOTE!

@StupidCancer Show is *LIVE* http://ping.fm/nBfLh

Lance Armstrong Oopsie! http://bit.ly/cHUenF #livestrong #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer bracelet banning is the new book burning? http://bit.ly/cOh2W6 #puritanical #douchebags

To boob or not to boob. http://bit.ly/cH3I0V #stupidcancer

It's official. Just saw a Sears Christmas commercial. Cue the endless loop of Paul McCartney.

Happy Halloween!

TGIF everyone. Have a great weekend and stay out of trouble!

Botox. Not just for botched, unnecessary cosmetic surgery anymore. http://bit.ly/9ecY5S #stupidcancer

Happy .5th Birthday To My Beautiful Twinfant Children, Koby and Hannah.

World best cigars and scorpion venom that cures cancer? Is there nothing communism can't do? http://bit.ly/bSO0OS

Hormones! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. http://bit.ly/chQmR8 #stupidcancer

*DOUCHEBAG VENGEANCE* http://bit.ly/ceqiJX

Canada wants to know how well men know their bits and pieces. Their frank and beans. Their midrift junk. http://bit.ly/deljOl #eh?

Uhm... Compassion from your doctor is a right, not an entitlement. http://huff.to/a0ySja #SU2C #stupidcancer

Less toxic chemo? I'm all for that. http://bit.ly/bqCDJv #stupidcancer

Thank you for smoking. Downstairs from me. http://bit.ly/c5G6sl #stupidcancer #cancersticks

Only 12 cancers? http://bit.ly/9Appkl

#EPICFAIL. See no evil, I suppose, is in the special interests' special interest when it comes to @StupidCancer. http://huff.to/dyAEkp

When "breathe into this for me" or "pee in this cup for me" simply won't do, there's this. http://bit.ly/bmbcMZ #stupidcancer

As if broccoli isn't delicious enough... http://aol.it/aVAgvP #yum

[INSERT CAPTION HERE] http://bit.ly/cIZ8Yj #nowords #wtf #notcool #stupidcancer

Acetylsalicylic acid anyone? Potential ulcers vs. colon cancer. Go! http://bit.ly/bKdbio

Insult to injury for long term childhood survivors. "You're cured. Go home" is *never* the end of the the story. http://bit.ly/bt73KE

Patient Navigation Mon's @StupidCancer Show w/NCONN's Becky Trupp & Sharon Francz. Plus rapper Urbalist #SeanyRecords http://bit.ly/bgghSD

It ain't over when the doctor says "You're cured. Go home". http://bit.ly/aVlky3 #captainobvious

Fight tasteless squishy tumors with equally tasteless squishy food? http://bit.ly/dbc3Ps

You can't have one. You can't have none. You can't have one without the ooooooother! http://nyti.ms/92kkB5 #stupidcancer

Revisiting the *Artificial Ovary* Combine with that new "artificial cell" to replace the Snookie with talented clone. http://bit.ly/cwLkWz

Blame Canada! http://bit.ly/bYm7My

Forget the booming tech job industry. If you're jobless, here's where the money is… http://bit.ly/bvIFMC #stupidcancer

CDC Committee on Young Women's Breast Cancer is a step in the right direction. http://bit.ly/bmVlSx

Oncology payola or smart business? http://bit.ly/aDqmtb #stupidcancer

And then there's some good news. http://bit.ly/cEjOrz #stupidcancer #yay

2NITE'S @StupidCancer: PINKNAUSEA! Corporate abuse of consumer good will w/the folks @Breast Cancer Action @BCAction http://bit.ly/9ekUBs

The machines will one day take over and destroy the world but at least we won't have @StupidCancer to deal with. http://bit.ly/cnPCun

United Healthcare might be trying to make amenda for it's dropping child coverage to save on pre-existing loopholes. http://bit.ly/af6dlQ

Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! http://bit.ly/aZDQ7t #stupidcancer

I can't wrap my head around "God's Will", "Predestination" or "Fatalism" when it's about electable life-saving choices. http://bit.ly/af8W9C

This one's a bit 'sciency' but pretty cool. Apparently protease rocks! http://bit.ly/asPOoX #stupidcancer

Lower your colon cancer risk with high cholesterol. In other news, poor, Pfizer. The cause is the cure is the cause. http://bit.ly/91hv6i

Insult to injury. http://bit.ly/9YJobG #FAIL #stupidcancer

New "mechanism" found to cause @StupidCancer. Hint: It's not watching Jersey Shore. On the other hand… http://bit.ly/aizWW0

We have quantified market research that entirely disputes this but perhaps it's just relevant just to young adults. http://nyti.ms/a1p444

Vitamin D. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems? http://bit.ly/9bwKZp #stupidcancer

Did you know there are other cancers too besides breast? http://ind.pn/9xPPBI #stupidcancer

*DOUCHEBAG ALERT* Doctors For Sale! http://bit.ly/afJkY9 #WTF #FAIL

Tumeric? In other news, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme are jealous. http://bit.ly/cUgXOV #stupidcancer #paulsimonlawsuit

Having a family is a right. @StupidCancer be damned. http://bit.ly/ax6eMA

"Startling Link" between smoking and colon cancer. In other news, "startling link" between Jersey Shore and stupidity. http://bit.ly/aRPpoJ

Yoga! Yoga! Yoga! http://bit.ly/bKhhUF #stupidcancer

Allergic to chemo? Damn. http://bit.ly/97eEx6 #stupidcancer

Worth reading. Teen cancer essay contest. http://huff.to/celzBX #stupidcancer

Do you blog about @StupidCancer? We want to add your feed to the Stupid Cancer Blogroll. Send link to kkane@i2y.com. http://bit.ly/6MeGWX

It's not just about the "girls" for breast cancer. The "boys" hurt too. http://bit.ly/a3HIie #stupidcancer

Next Mon @StupidCancer: PINKNAUSEA! Corporate abuse of consumer good will w/the folks @Breast Cancer Action @BCAction http://bit.ly/9ekUBs

You hear that SnookieMonster? http://bit.ly/ceIhwls

Lung cancer in non-smoking, female young adults is not ok. http://bit.ly/auN2mm #stupidcancer

The Cost Of "Cure"? http://yhoo.it/dz8Ybl #FAIL#stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show is *LIVE*!

@StupidCancer Show LIVE in 15 minutes! "Don't Start A Charity: Should Nonprofit CEO's make Millions?"

Eight is enough! http://yhoo.it/bgVrrY #stupidcancer

Have your cake and eat it too. http://bit.ly/dpHcUT #stupidcancer

"Kids after cancer" is nonfiction? http://yhoo.it/amxMpS #stupidcancer

Robert Pattinson ain't got nothing on this. http://yhoo.it/bpx6UW #stupidcancer

Actual good news for pediatric cancer? http://yhoo.it/cYkdaK #stupidcancer

Got a birthday coming up? Name @StupidCancer as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Quick & easy. http://bit.ly/9ppoJj

*Last Chance* to take this important cancer caregiver survey. Win one of 4 $25 iTunes Gift Cards. Caregivers matter. http://survey.i2y.com

The cure to cancer? Stop living longer. http://bit.ly/dvS8Za #geicocaveman

You've really got to love the insurance industry. They're all about the people. http://nyti.ms/dty5O3 #douchebagalert

Don't squeeze the charmin. http://yhoo.it/9v6Qs3 #stupidcancer

Captain Obvious Reporting Once Again For Duty! http://bit.ly/aqgzbp #stupidcancer

Dear "future of cancer research", It's just just not about specfic body parts anymore. http://yhoo.it/b21XRQ #stupidcancer

Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on this. http://lat.ms/dbQfPe #stupidcancer

Captain Obvious! Quality of life is as important as quantity of life. http://yhoo.it/90rTam #stupidcancer

Its here! Shiny new website. http://i2y.com

#FAIL Mary http://bit.ly/aKeo2x #pinknausea #stupidcancer

Rethinking Chemo Brain http://nyti.ms/by05bW #stupidcancer

#FAIL (Sort of) http://yhoo.it/ayodSq #stupidcancer

Is optimism overrated? http://bit.ly/9LjFO4 #stupidcancer

Now this is fighting. http://yhoo.it/aEhAIZ

*NEW* Zac Gives Back $50K #unFAIL raising $$ for 2011 @OMGSummit. Help young adults fight cancer! http://bit.ly/ccxSY3 #zacefron #ZAAngels

@StupidCancer Show *LIVE NOW* http://ping.fm/IqXvE

Dear "Ton Of Bricks"... #cough #puffsplus

Dear long term side effects: Thank you for still being my friend after all these years. #bitingsarcasm

All flight attendants are wearing pink on this plane. Something to do with breast cancer? I don't think I'm aware... #pinknausea

*NEW* Zac Gives Back $50K #unFAIL raising $$ for 2011 @OMGSummit. Help young adults fight cancer! http://bit.ly/ccxSY3 #zacefron #ZAAngels

In other news from captain obvious, breast cancer happens under 40. http://bit.ly/dAb7Eq #duh #stupidcancer

Cancer… and the ENVIRONMENT? A connection? Nooooooo…. http://bit.ly/bPts4L #itsaboutdamnedtime #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show is *LIVE* now. Talking about lung cancer in young adults. http://ping.fm/IOdmQ

@StupidCancer Show *LIVE* In 15 Minutes! http://ping.fm/4ktNW

Just when you think you've seen the most douchebaggiest thing imaginable... http://bit.ly/9ufRpP #FAIL #stupidcancer #sterilization

Happy 5 month birthday to my beautiful children Koby and Hannah. Daddy loves you.

The Toxic Chemicals Safety Act. Mmmm....ethyl methyl something something http://bit.ly/aRnoU4

Young Adult Lung Cancer on Mon's @StupidCancer Show @Lungevity, @LungLoveLink & Spotlight Megan Rogers http://bit.ly/9tHUFa

Got a birthday coming up? Name @StupidCancer as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Quick & easy. http://bit.ly/aCjpVm

The secret to life is to clean up nice and make it look good.

Do you blog about @StupidCancer? We want to add your feed to the Stupid Cancer Blogroll. Send link to kkane@i2y.com. http://bit.ly/6MeGWX

Nearly 950 cancer clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Request our starter kit today! http://bit.ly/dhCoMZ

What's your ribbon? http://bit.ly/a4y63H

Whoop, there it is! http://wapo.st/b6NofU

ManBearPig! Government soon capable of shutting down civilian Internet. http://bit.ly/brg4bH #skynet

Cellphone Safety Update [VIDEO] Very interesting and worth the watch. http://bit.ly/cCCQPH #stupidcancer

Got a birthday coming up? Name @StupidCancer as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Quick & easy. http://bit.ly/aCjpVm

God Bless New York City! http://bit.ly/agEum0 #bedbugsrule

Sad. http://bit.ly/a2WOIf

Do this! Do that! New cancer guidelines. Follow or be forever uncertain. Mwah hahahahah. http://lat.ms/c8KT5w #stupidcancer

Insult to injury. http://bit.ly/8YTiOi #stupidcancer

It's just about the bottom line. http://goo.gl/1mpu #sad #asshats

Need help ASAP with conference and meeting planning for OMG2011 cancer summit. Does anyone have leads at NYC hotels?

The Avastin debate rages on. http://bit.ly/aRPnsJ

their families and loved ones.

Today, we pause - 9 years later - to reflect on history and remember those who needlessly lost their lives on that fateful morning. Our hearts go out to

It's time to StandUp2Cancer! Tune in LIVE at 8pm ET/PT

Stoked for my day trip to LA to attend StandUp2Cancer *live* tomorrow @8PM ET/PT and represent all young adults with @StupidCancer! Tune in!

Inspirational stories from so many young adult survivors in @NYTimes' "Picture Your Life After Cancer" http://nyti.ms/dCuDIL

Mon's @StupidCancer Show: Showtime's "The Big C" Exec. Producer Darlene Hunt & spotlight @StefanieLaRue @sho_thebigc http://bit.ly/thebigc

Holy mother of all *DOUCHEBAG ALERTS* Someone find this person and force her to live in hospice for a week. http://fxn.ws/92haIk

Pediatric cancer survivors who SMOKE? http://bit.ly/bzkMaU #FAIL

Do you blog about @StupidCancer? We want to add your feed to the Stupid Cancer Blogroll. Send link to kkane@i2y.com. http://bit.ly/6MeGWX

*NEW* Leukemia/Lymphoma Society weekly online support chat/webcast for YA w/any @stupidcancer. Tuesdays@8:30pm ET. http://bit.ly/yaconnect

Testicular cancer is not your fault. http://bit.ly/byLVUo #stupidcancer

Nearly 950 cancer clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Request our starter kit today! http://bit.ly/dhCoMZ

Support @StupidCancer with @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free. Brainless. Over 2M Karmas donated. http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

FINALLY! http://bit.ly/ceTZdL #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show is *LIVE* now!!

Don't 4get 2nite's @StupidCancer Show Season 7 Premiere LIVE@8pmET w/StandUp2Cancer's Laura Ziskin & @EthanZohn http://bit.ly/i2ysu2c @SU2C

*HUGE NEWS* @StupidCancer Show hits 250,000 listens! We're back this Mon LIVE@8pm ET (new time) w/StandUp2Cancer @SU2C http://bit.ly/bI1gBY

Ovaries are for losers. http://bit.ly/bLykIu #stupidcancer

Presenting the brand new i[2]y Home Office! http://ping.fm/Qr9I6

We're moving into our brand new offices today! Pics from the from the original space buildout to the new one. http://bit.ly/i2yoffice2010

"A Champion Against Cancer, Now Under Siege" Some fear this new round of PR will hurt @LIVESTRONG. Your thoughts? http://nyti.ms/9UQ6sR

I'm the map. I'm the map. I'm the map. I'm the map. I'M THE MAP!

Check out my latest TV interview pimping out @StupidCancer on "One On One With Steve Adubado". http://bit.ly/cKjNsq

*TONIGHT* Fashion Fights Cancer fundraiser with the i[2]y NYC/Metro Chapter. Come one come all for a great night. http://bit.ly/c4IZJi

Team @StupidCancer is back for the 2011 NYC 1/2 Marathon next March. Guaranteed entry. Email kkane@i2y.com if interested or have questions.

I don't necessarily believe in euthanasia but these people make me wonder. http://bit.ly/ajSufr #bobbarker #asshats #stupidcancer

Ruh roh! http://bit.ly/c09GpT #stupidcancer #oopsie

Breast cancer rates falling in the UK. In other news, that double grilled cheese burger at Friendly's is delicious. http://bit.ly/9jPKiP

Today on "WTF?", stress is now good, helps fight off @StupidCancer. In other news, back to my job finding landmines. http://bit.ly/cnR11S

@StupidCancer is seeking #fall2010 #nonprofit #interns in our *new* NYC offices in TriBeCa. Please RT & pass along. http://bit.ly/i2yintern

*Reminder* The @StupidCancer Show is off the air tonight and on hiatus until September.

Support @StupidCancer with @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free. Brainless. Over 1.5M Karmas donated. http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Got a birthday coming up? Name @StupidCancer as the beneficiary of your official Facebook BDay Wish! Quick and easy. http://bit.ly/aCjpVm

I have started using Sweepstakes, an application on Facebook,
and I think you would like it too. Facebook is a website that
lets you connect with your friends, share photos, use
applications and more.

*WOW* Win $10,000 in cash with the i[2]y @StupidCancer "Cashgasm Moneytacular" on Facebook. Contest ends 9/30/10. http://bit.ly/i2y10k

The cost of living. http://bit.ly/b3x1az

@StupidCancer Show Season Finale LIVE NOW "Voices Of @Survivors" Lynn Lane, Katie Jozwicki & John Sabia @HillsideMedia http://bit.ly/99fJRu

Anyone out there a CSS geek? I could use a quick lesson on basic website template design (and I'm a fast learner.)

HPV. Not just for the lady parts anymore. http://bit.ly/bZfO05

There's nothing funny about this. Survivors Of Childhood Cancers May Face Increased Risk Of Stillbirth, Neonatal Death. http://bit.ly/9oyI1i

2NITE @StupidCancer Show Season Finale "Voices Of @Survivors" CEO Lynn Lane, Katie Jozwicki & John Sabia @HillsideMedia http://bit.ly/99fJRu

Watch me live from Chicagoland *now* at the CTCA Empowerment Rally streaming at http://ping.fm/HCFq8 #stupidcancer

Nearly 900 cancer clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Request our starter kit today! http://bit.ly/dhCoMZ

Personality traits and @stupidcancer. http://bit.ly/bXDQbp

Support @StupidCancer with @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free. Brainless. Over 1M Karmas donated. http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Give cancer the bird but measure your finger first. Turns out, size *does* matter. http://bit.ly/bo9rDo #stupidcancer

Uhm… this one's almost too easy. You guys decide the best spin for how polish porn supports breast cancer awareness. http://bit.ly/abrD6o

Be your own advocate. Period. http://bit.ly/9yHHan #stupidcancer

Mon @StupidCancer Show Season Finale "Voices Of @Survivors" CEO Lynn Lane + Katie Jozwicki & John Sabia @HillsideMedia http://bit.ly/99fJRu

Don't miss last night's amazing @StupidCancer Show interview w/social entrepreneur and @CauseWorld CEO Cyriac Roeding. http://bit.ly/cyriac

A disturbing new cancer study reveals that new cancer studies are disturbing. http://bit.ly/bqoQ4y

@StupidCancer Show hits 155K listens! Join me, co-host @LisaBernhard & @JackBouffard every Monday night LIVE@9PM ET http://bit.ly/8llSjI

Fashion Fights Cancer NYC Summer Benefit Event Supporting @StupidCancer. Come one come all for an amazing event. http://bit.ly/c4IZJi

Captain Obvious reporting: Not being alone helps you deal with cancer. http://bit.ly/bb9mZV

Ovarian cancer test comes under fire. We report. You think about deciding. http://bit.ly/aupLJz

Hooray! The government is protecting our interests! (Not.) http://bit.ly/afVwfc #stupidcancer

Social giving phenomenon @CauseWorld CEO Cyriac Roeding on this Mon's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM. http://bit.ly/cyriac @cyriac1

Good news from opposite world. Looks like it's a bad time to have been lucky enough to have survived childhood cancer. http://bit.ly/aEU6fd

@StupidCancer Show *LIVE* "Beauty&Fitness" Emily Hobson @MummyPhan, authr Barry Hendrickson + Michelle Robbins @YogaBear http://ow.ly/2aeiY

Bad news for New York-based charities? http://bit.ly/bfG1xi

2NITE @StupidCancer Show "Beauty&Fitness" Emily Hobson @MummyPhan, author Barry Hendrickson, Michelle Robbins @YogaBear http://ow.ly/2aeiY

Has anyone developed a Facebook app before? Hit me up.

Need help with kitchen cabinet design and layout for our new office. Anyone in NYC/Metro care to lend a hand?

Calling all students! @StupidCancer Summer/Fall internship/apprenticeship with stipend. Great opportunity. http://bit.ly/cRlhrV

Nxt @StupidCancer Show "Beauty&Fitness" Emily Hobson @MummyPhan, author Barry Hendrickson, Michelle Robbins @YogaBear http://bit.ly/bWpLlE

Another non-smoking young adult lost to lung cancer in their early 20s. Seriously? No, Seriously? http://bit.ly/9awfU7 #WTF

"Bereavement" in young adults on tonight's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM ET/PT. Please join us. http://bit.ly/ctzlcH

Got @StupidCancer? Under 40? Take this quick, anonymous survey about your love/hate relationship with mobile tech. http://bit.ly/csiQpO

There's old and then there's fashionably old. http://bit.ly/d74ICk

The "cure" is here and we're all going out of business. Wait, what's that? 10 more years? Hooray, I still get paid. http://bit.ly/aCW2oi

Got @StupidCancer? Under 40? Take this quick, anonymous survey about your love/hate relationship with mobile tech. http://bit.ly/csiQpO

*NEW* Leukemia/Lymphoma Society weekly online support chat/webcast for YA w/any @stupidcancer. Tuesdays@8:30pm ET. http://bit.ly/yaconnect

"Bereavement" in young adults on next Monday's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM ET/PT. Please join us. http://bit.ly/ctzlcH

Prostate cancer drug shortage = #FAIL http://bit.ly/bztaBR

Potential to help high risk young adults. The Colorectal Cancer Family Registry. http://bit.ly/dcLcgI #stupidcancer

Parents of @StupidCancer get some statistics of their own. Nearly 3M children live with cancer survivors. http://bit.ly/aM2Lp4

Scrubbling bubbles bath guys asked to quit their day job and work in cancer research. http://bit.ly/c4Zrhu

Nearly 900 cancer clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Request our starter kit today! http://bit.ly/dhCoMZ

Time to start the "Abortion and Breast Cancer" conversation again? http://bit.ly/dw3ody #stupidcancer

Good news from opposite world. "An aggressive form of prostate cancer is becoming more common in younger men." http://bit.ly/ddddGe

Blood test for breast cancer pre-lump detection replaces feeling girls up. In other news, men are sad. http://bit.ly/axAhLI #stupidcancer

Yay! Living near cell towers does not increase childhood cancer risk. In tomorrow's news, it does. http://bit.ly/dt2SJ8 #stupidcancer

Tonight's @StupidCancer Show: exclusive look at BlogTalkRadio with CEO Alan Levy and survivor spotlight Shannon Dingee http://bit.ly/drSIR6

Mmmmm... atopic dermatitis = cancer? Joy. http://bit.ly/asmVpJ #stupidcancer

TGIF everyone and have a great weekend! The twins are two months old if you can believe it.

Very sad. http://bit.ly/9T45ro #FAIL #stupidcancer

Sketching out the new design layout and architectural blueprint for the new i[2]y @StupidCancer office. Move in: August 2010.

You know you're a parent when three hours of non-consecutive sleep is considered victiry. #whatdayisit

Support @StupidCancer with @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free. Brainless. Over 1M Karmas donated since April ($10K) http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

*ANDREW MCMAHON* from Jack's Mannequin LIVE in 45min on tonight's @StupidCancer Show. Don't miss the exclusive broadcast! http://ow.ly/20LfF

Note to self. Don't go to Bangalore. http://bit.ly/ds3ANj

Victory is ours! Federal tanning tax goes begins 7/1. http://bit.ly/bVb3Jn #stupidcancer

Captain Obvious Reporting: Mental well being linked to well being during cancer recurrence. http://bit.ly/apZiLQ #stupidcancer

Overdiagnosed and overtreated vs. underdiagnosed and dead? Discuss. http://bit.ly/bierLg #stupidcancer

Mmmm… sugar! http://bit.ly/bf40zB #stupidcancer

Two great tastes that taste great together. Cancer and diabetes now BFF. http://n.pr/bwW7L4 #stupidcancer

Good news from opposite land: Autoimmune disorder drug increases cancer risk in children and young adults http://bit.ly/bGTr6J #FAIL

Would someone please tell me if they make sleep in pill form?

*Andrew McMahon* from Jack's Mannequin on next Monday's @StupidCancer Show. Don't miss this exclusive broadcast. http://bit.ly/andrewmcmahon

Yay! Things that are supposed to protect us from cancer can actually cause the cancer they're not protecting us from. http://bit.ly/9S1D0x

Cell phones cause brain tumors! No they don't! Yes they do! No they don't! Yes they do! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! http://bit.ly/dCr2sV

*PICTURES* From the 4th Annual @StupidCancer UnGala held @TajLounge in NYC on 6/10/10. http://bit.ly/ungala2010

News from the world of "Duh!" - Cancer survivors delay getting treated because they're broke. http://bit.ly/9nOdaY

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Square Chemo! http://bit.ly/9xwAep #stupidcancer

Support @StupidCancer with @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free. Brainless. We raised $10K in 2 months! http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Nearly 900 cancer clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Request our starter kit today! http://bit.ly/dhCoMZ

*LOTS* of @StupidCancer events going on all over. Visit our calendar and get connected with your local chapter today! http://bit.ly/3BJ3Ew

Pediatric brain tumors respond to measles virus? Next up, chicken pox cure polio. Oh wait, polio is cured, right? No? It's back? Crap. http://bit.ly/cavXru

Exercise good for you. In other news, air now most preferred gaseous compound to breathe on Earth. http://bit.ly/9bVVQW #howisthisnews?

*HUGE NEWS* @StupidCancer Show hits 84,000 listeners worldwide!

What's that, Lassie? The chemo has fallen down the well by the old mill across town? Sit UBU sit. Good dog. http://bit.ly/bS5lie #woof

"MD Anderson Cancer Center" Young Adult Special on Tonight's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pm Eastern. http://bit.ly/mdanderson

TGIF Everyone!

Another miracle spice? And, no it's not Victoria Beckham. http://bit.ly/cKHGCh #poshchemo

Mickey Mouse, Mighty Mouse, Jerry, Speedy Gonzales and Stuart Little ain't got nothing on you people. http://bit.ly/b1cTLF #FAIL

Sweatin' to the chemo? http://bit.ly/9CRIQd #stupidcancer

Captain Obvious: "New Study Links Smoking To Colorectal Cancer" In other news, cigarettes not linked to oil spill. to http://bit.ly/csYfCK

UnGala success off the hook! The hippest night in cancer took NYC by storm for the 4th consecutive year and rocked the house. #stupidcancer

Good news from opposite world. "Testicular Cancer On The Rise?" Gird your loins, gentlemen. http://bit.ly/cyhwvZ

Big News From Captain Obvious: "Stress Management Can Help Breast Cancer Patients" http://bit.ly/9VICra #stupidcancer

#FAIL. Say no more. http://bit.ly/cLHnwU

Good news! Or maybe not. http://bit.ly/dsptKG #stupidcancer

"Adolescents and young adults who have survived cancer are as psychologically healthy as other young people." http://bit.ly/dmHcFY

Never take 5 week old newborns to a restaurant at a time that coincides with their feeding schedule. Lesson learned.

"Patient Advocacy" LIVE@9pm @StupidCancer Show: Jason Varounis, Erin Moratty (PAF) & Mitch Golant MD @GildasClub http://bit.ly/ca3pet

Hey! It's the 23rd Annual National Cancer Survivors Day! Kick Ass! http://bit.ly/8krnf #stupidcancer

Going home to see my babies and not sleep - but it's so worth it. #themzlife

"Patient Advocacy" on Mon's @StupidCancer Show: Jason Varounis, Erin Moratty (PAF) & Mitch Golant MD @GildasClub http://bit.ly/ca3pet

Good news from opposite world. http://bit.ly/cwTmzB #stupidcancer

Inspiring young man. http://bit.ly/dzAHay #stupidcancer

http://nyti.ms/92m1jD You just can't win. Mmmm… fries.

Suncreen now causing cancer instead of preventing it? Looks like it's back to the tanning salon for me. http://bit.ly/cB0bX5

@StupidCancer and the Americans With Disabilities Act. Good read. http://bit.ly/aIuwI9

The big 3-6!

If you're bald and you know it, clap your hands. http://bit.ly/9AAmYv #stupidcancer

Achoo! You're cured. http://bit.ly/cAoMyt

Happy One Month Old Birthday, Koby & Hannah!

In the world of good news! http://bit.ly/b3krIr #stupidcancer #pukey

"Brain Tumors" on next @StupidCancer Show w/AkivaZablocki #YPGCBTF, Bob Gibbs @MilesForHope + Harriet Patterson #NBTS http://bit.ly/9Kn6Zc

In the world of good news! "Young Adults and the Affordable Care Act of 2010" http://bit.ly/9N1lDH

Speaking of Facebook and privacy... http://yhoo.it/apLeJT

There's more to the cure than research and remission is no excuse for cure. When will the establishment get it? http://bit.ly/a6KvjU

The President's Cancer Panel's Report "Reducing Environmental Cancer Risk, What We Can Do Now" that the ACS debunked: http://bit.ly/cKruwV

*BRAND NEW* @StupidCancer 10 Minute Documentary Short Film Debuted At The @OMGSummit in NYC. Please share and RT. http://bit.ly/i2yfilm

Best weekend ever. #omgsummit #stupidcancer #survivorsrule

OMG Summit is off and running. Huge crowd. Amazing speakers. Off the charts awesome.

Holy awesome night!!!

Times Square's "Naked Cowboy" gives cancer the bird! This is what happens when the @OMGSummit hits NYC http://bit.ly/dCsjji

And so it begins... The weekend that will game change the young adult cancer movement. *SO* stoked!

Holy nice day, Batman!

Next Week's @StupidCancer Show, @OMGSummit Recap & Survivor Celebration. http://bit.ly/9cQnSl

Hooray! Cell phones no longer the "New Cigarettes" (Until the next report comes out in June) http://bit.ly/9LOgXr #stupidcancer

Nearly 800 clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Email kkane@i2y.com and request our starter kit today!

The NY State Cancer Map. I'm moving to Stoneonta. http://bit.ly/99I7xR

Tomorrow on "Duh!" http://bit.ly/9tYyL4

Brain cancer good news. Finally! http://bit.ly/cTXzox

Support @StupidCancer with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free. Easy. We earned $7K in 1st Month! http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET "Oncofertility" w/experts Drs. Leonard Sender, Karen Albritton & Teresa Woodruff http://bit.ly/an5UqD

The *real* sisterhood of the traveling @stupidcancer pants. http://bit.ly/97RNeY

A beautiful bris and baby naming today.

TGIF everyone! Twins are two weeks old today and doing great. Loving parenthood. Bris and baby naming this weekend. Happy daddy MZ out!

@StupidCancer gold rush? Or cancer Goldschlager? http://bit.ly/dhVSNL

If you have NOT received an email asking you to confirm whether you are coming to #OMGSummit or not, Contact us ASAP. stupidcancer@i2y.com

You can't please all the people all the time so why even bother trying? Seriously. Anyway, its Friday. :-)

Remember that whole "Walgreens Sells Genetic Testing Kids" from *yesterday*? Oh no they didn't! http://bit.ly/cFiHjU #yoink #stupidcancer

4th Annual @StupidCancer "UnGala" NYC, our signature "no-black-tie" event is off and running, Be a $30 angel sponsor. http://bit.ly/dciU5R

Any young adult survivors out there legally using medical marijuana? Mmmm..kay? Contact me - stupidcancer@i2y.com. Media opportunity.

Rite Of Passage Alert: I'm officially a daddy now because my 2 week old son just pissed all over me.

Gene testing. Now at your local Walgreens. Free churro with every screening. http://bit.ly/b9BAbH #stupidcancer

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show, "Oncofertility" w/experts Drs. Leonard Sender, Karen Albritton & Teresa Woodruff http://bit.ly/an5UqD

Hooray! Young adults can't be screwed by insurance company douchebags! http://bit.ly/b0hUqS #stupidcancer

90% of the drugs studied in humans to fight cancer show no difference between the control and treatment arms http://bit.ly/bImDZ

@StupidCancer Show hits 65K listeners! Join me, co-host @LisaBernhard & @JackBouffard every Monday night LIVE@9PM ET http://bit.ly/8llSjI

@StupidCancer Show LIVE in 30! "Sex & Relationships" @TamikaFelder, @JonnyImerman & Dr Sage Bolte @boltes @ImermanAngels http://ow.ly/1JmfA

Got Milk? http://bit.ly/bP5XeS #stupidcancer

Artificial sweeteners now don't cause colon cancer. In future news from next week, they do. http://bit.ly/bTd4bR

Announcing the 4th Annual @StupidCancer "UnGala", our signature annual "no-black-tie" fundraiser on 6/10 in NYC! http://bit.ly/dciU5R

The Growth Of Social Media *MUST WATCH* http://bit.ly/bvFNnj

Support @StupidCancer with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free. Easy. We earned $3.6K in 1st 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Ruh Roh! (Part Three) http://bit.ly/bjue7g

Ruh Roh! (Part Two) http://bit.ly/boeuvg

Ruh Roh! http://bit.ly/b27NUb

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show, "Sex & Relationships" @TamikaFelder, @JonnyImerman & Dr. Sage Bolte @boltes @ImermanAngels http://bit.ly/cSZMZ8

Happy FIRST Mother's Day to my beautiful wife!

It's the American Cancer Society vs. The President's Cancer Panel Cagematch! A story not to be missed! http://bit.ly/9fNnNx #stupidcancer

Mmmm... tanning. Is there nothing you don't totally suck at? Forget cancer. That's the tip of the iceberg. http://bit.ly/ar2LTM

In the world of good news! http://bit.ly/bNtXR1 #stupidcancer

Koby and Hannah are going to the pediatrician today for their very first checkup. Happy one week birthday!

Next Monday's @StupidCancer Show, "Sex & Relationships" with @TamikaFelder, @JonnyImerman and Dr. Sage Bolte @boltes http://bit.ly/cSZMZ8

*DOUCHEBAG ALERT* WellPoint routinely targets breast cancer patients. http://bit.ly/bpFWK4

"Ironic News" Presents: Breast Milk Kills Cancer Cells. I think we're in good shape so far. http://bit.ly/9p98tS #mzdaddy

Flowers. Not just for Mother's Day anymore! (Or apologizing to your girlfriend) http://bit.ly/dtzkBA #thebooflife

2NITE's @StupidCancer Show @9pmET "Employment/Insurance" @mAssKicker1, Rebecca Nellis, Joanna Morales & Laura Mosiello http://bit.ly/9uh1E0

*BABY PICS!* http://bit.ly/cnJ97g

*BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT* Matthew Zachary Greenzweig & Jessica Feldman welcome Koby Evan & Hannah Rachel Greenzweig to Earth. (4lbs14oz, 4lbs7oz)

GAME TIME!

After 8 months of build up, it feels like the whole Internet is watching with bated breath and can't wait for the birth announcement. ;-)

Nearly 800 clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Email abrower@i2y.com and request our starter kit today!

Support @StupidCancer with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free & easy. We earned $3600 in 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Estimating the Human Costs of @StupidCancer Survivorship in Children http://bit.ly/aNCwzD

So now it pays to be a fat teenage girl? http://bit.ly/cZii7n #stupidcancer

2 days until parenthood!

And just where do the young adults fall into medical research spending Uhm…nowhere? http://ow.ly/1DtvM #stupidcancer

Inspiring! http://nyti.ms/anP6IN #stupidcancer

Droooooool http://bit.ly/aeLmwT #stupidcancer

Woof! http://ow.ly/1DtzE #stupidcancer

David Blaine, Oncologist? No. "Scientists make Cancer Cells Vanish". In other news, the rabbit's whereabouts unknown. http://bit.ly/due6qI

Colon Cancer For Dummies? http://ow.ly/1DtuL #stupidcancer

Cancer vs. Virus cagematch? http://ow.ly/1Dtss #stupidcancer

Are you a good fruit or a bad fruit? http://ow.ly/1DtrO #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show: Testicular Cancer LIVE in 30min w/@AprilCapil, survivor/musicians @MichaelTiernan & John Schrader http://bit.ly/bDyZfp

Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man get a pass? Seriously? We're all just victims of our genes, I suppose. #FAIL http://bit.ly/9Lnsr9

Prostate Cancer Vaccine? Nice. http://bit.ly/abnW6o

Support @StupidCancer in a fun, new way with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone & Droid (no BB yet) Free & easy breezy. http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Cancerlebrity Good News http://bit.ly/c6Ef8x

I'm on @OprahRadio *RIGHT NOW* talking about @StupidCancer w/Derrick @Ashong streaming live at http://bit.ly/9COO69 #TheDNAx

*REMINDER I'm on @OprahRadio 2day @1pmET talking about @StupidCancer w/Derrick @Ashong streaming live at http://bit.ly/9COO69 #TheDNAx

I'll be on @OprahRadio talking about @StupidCancer this Sat @12pm ET w/Derrick @Ashong streaming live at http://bit.ly/9COO69 #TheDNAx

@OMGSummit Registration is CLOSED! We hit 400 today and are now taking 2nd tier backup reservations.

From @Whitehouse_Blog: Growing number of insurers voluntarily make it easier for young adults to get coverage ASAP. http://bit.ly/afK4WY

Forget cell phones. Indoor tanning beds are the new cigarette addiction. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/bLLNq2

Blueberries for the cure? Strawberries and raspberries rebel. http://bit.ly/doy9iq

Support @StupidCancer in a fun, new way with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone & Droid (no BB yet) Free & easy breezy. http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

It says "True Cancer News" so it must be true. http://bit.ly/cEbblC #lemmings

To take the multivitamin or to not take the multivitamin: That is the question researchers are still trying to answer. http://bit.ly/dnnB0X

Inspiring! http://bit.ly/9gz7JH

Ruh Roh! The government's cancer research network is 'approaching a state of crisis'. http://bit.ly/aTAUKM #notgood

Goldilocks Beef: Rare = Bacteria. Medium = Heart Attack. Well Done = Doubles Bladder Cancer Risk? #thebooflife http://bit.ly/aEoomc

Whine Alert, "If I don't quit smoking, I'll get fired!" So *that's* your reasoning? http://bit.ly/cthDsW #stupidcancer

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show - "Testicular Cancer" w/@AprilCapil + musicians @MichaelTiernan & John Schrader http://bit.ly/bDyZfp

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM - "Stupid Sarcoma" w/Jason Mlot, Matt Alsante @CureSarcoma & Dr. C. Parker Gibbs http://bit.ly/9oQgn0

Captain Obvious reporting, "Anything for a buck. Insurance companies truly don't care about sick people." http://bit.ly/c4dM8z

Stupid Cancer rocks the Columbia University Relay For Life. Discovered three new i2y'ers. Rock on!

32 weeks today! Twins are happy, healthy and 5lbs. each! TGIF, everyone! Have a great weekend.

Gah! Stupid Time Warner internet down again at the home office. We should really have a DSL backup.

Gov-funded program responsible for cancer research in the United States is "approaching a state of crisis" http://bit.ly/birE1N #EPICFAIL

*VICTORY DANCE* Obama mandates nearly all hospitals extend visitation rights to the partners of gay men and lesbians. http://bit.ly/d9SsPv

Formally listing Sen. David Vitter, R-LA on my douchebag alert for today for blocking the EPA's best interests. http://bit.ly/cITQ6O

I'm guessing whoever invented the button-fly never had to pee really badly.

Mega-Douchebag Alert. http://bit.ly/aG4Nc5

*In Good News* New Class of Drug Kills Lymphoma Cells. The Mucinex Landlord Expresses Concern. @StupidCancer rejoices. http://bit.ly/9YITeX

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM - "Stupid Sarcoma" w/Jason Mlot, Matt Alsante @CureSarcoma & Dr. C. Parker Gibbs http://bit.ly/9oQgn0

Here we go again. Are cell phones the new cigarettes? Rollover minutes are hurting my brain! That or my surcharges. http://bit.ly/9bqZHL

The official sponsor of birthdays blowing out your candles? In other news, less doctors do rectal exams. http://bit.ly/bTqfZG

"Don't worry. It's probably nothing. You're too young for this." Gee, thanks Doc. http://nyti.ms/cRFTmq #FAIL

The vitamins! They do nothing! Or do they? Tune in next week! http://bit.ly/bOWiii

"Healthcare Reform" LIVE *NOW* @StupidCancer Show @EvaGrayzel, Dr. Robert Croyle & Melinda Henneberger @PoliticsDaily http://is.gd/bkBih

Colon cancer? Breast cancer? Colon cancer? Breast cancer? What is the lesser of two evils? #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/aGbfh7

Paint. Silent killer of your sperm and eggs. Looks like it's bare walls for me. Wait.. is that asbestos? Crap. http://bit.ly/bs8yyh

Sorry peeps. Looks like everything causes breast cancer. Joining the cavalcade this week? LIGHT! Stupid photons. http://bit.ly/amQ6gg

We are Flintstones kids. 10,000,000 strong.... and dying. http://bit.ly/bpjyh0 #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show @9pmET "Healthcare Reform" @EvaGrayzel, Dr. Robert Croyle @TheNCI & Melinda Henneberger @PoliticsDaily http://is.gd/bkBih

Ahh... Monday morning. Nice weather. Waiting for the bus. Breathing in someone else's cigarette smoke. Do people still smoke? #2010 #cough

OK peeps. I'm outtie. TGIF and have a great weekend. Jess is 31 weeks today. Countdown to twin parenthood t-minus 7 weeks! #poo

How do you like them apples? http://bit.ly/drcnDk #stupidcancer

Whaddya know? That environment thing seems to get in the way of all our fun. In other news, toxins cause @StupidCancer. http://bit.ly/aaWV6H

The breast cancer screening-spiracy is back in the news again. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/anWMHh

Is this even necessary? "Test warns smokers of lung cancer risk." Hello? Captain obvious speaking! http://bit.ly/drjqWh

Off to Pace University to officially sign the OMG Summit contract and make this thing real!

Live on SIRIUS Doctor Radio now.

*ZAC EFRON* @TwitPic @StupidCancer Contest Xtended To 5/1. Win a $250 iTunes Gift Card! #zacefron #zacgivesback http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

"AIDS Drugs Fight Cancer Virus?" Someone tell the cast of "Rent" that it's time for new theme song. http://bit.ly/bz7KqP

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show, "Healthcare Reform" @EvaGrayzel, Dr Robert Croyle & Melinda Henneberger @PoliticsDaily http://bit.ly/bl1qcZ

"A gene which hinders the ability of radiotherapy to kill cancer cells has been detected by UK researchers" #COOL http://bit.ly/c3EEzx

Wheeeed! http://bit.ly/8YYwTT

More good news from opposite land. @StupidCancer is the gift that keeps on giving. http://bit.ly/dc64FJ

*LIQUIDATION SALE* on @StupidCancer wristbands. 10 pack now just $4.99, exclusively at Amazon! Limited time. #zacefron http://bit.ly/1d5EOW

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET Real Estate Is The Cure @RyanHamner, @JonathanSchein, Sarah Beatty @GreenDepotLLC http://bit.ly/dDayOE

Registration for the #OMGSummit is now OPEN! Release the @StupidCancer hounds. http://bit.ly/bsQh5o

Sad. Inspiring. http://bit.ly/b9qOEM

TGIF and Happy Easter!

Ruh Roh! A certain type of sugar found naturally in the body is elevated in breast cancer cells. http://bit.ly/a9vRrJ #stupidcancer

My wife Jess and I will be on CBS @TheEarlyShow this Tues morning as part of Maggie Rodriguez's ongoing pregnancy series. @earlyshowmaggie

Most child cancer patients die without medical treatment. http://bit.ly/cRapYd

*Moron Alert* "Movies Trigger Young Adult Smokers to Smoke." New rule. Actors jump off bridges while smoking in films. http://bit.ly/cec33A

Forget "You are what you eat." Looks like the new hotness is "You are were you work." http://bit.ly/aUNHEW #stupidcancer

Looks like we're all getting sicker and sadder. http://bit.ly/d6dazs #sick #sad #stupidcancer

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show "Real Estate Is The Cure" w/@RyanHamner, @JonathanSchein & Sarah Beatty @GreenDepotLLC http://bit.ly/dDayOE

Dark chocolate back on the "good food" list even more now. Just in time for Cadbury egg season. http://bit.ly/cw99Bp #bokbok

Ruh Roh! Ronald McDonald Is The New "Joe Camel"? http://bit.ly/dtZvSA #grimace

Chag Sameach and Happy Passover to everyone to whom this is relatively appropriate. Have a safe fast and enjoy your constipation. #exlax

*ZAC EFRON UPDATE* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest deadline 4/15, raising $$ for @StupidCancer. #zacefron http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

*LIQUIDATION SALE* on @StupidCancer wristbands. 10 pack now just $4.99, exclusively at Amazon! Limited time. #zacefron http://bit.ly/1d5EOW

*DR. SUSAN LOVE* on Tonight's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pm ET with
spotlight survivor @StefanieLaRue! @ArmyOfWomen http://bit.ly/b4UQdh

Mmmmmm.... dextromethorphan, guaifenesin, phenylephrine, acetaminophen and diphenhydramine. Say it with me 10 times fast! #cough

Common sense or controversy? Breast cancer could be avoided if women ate less and exercised more. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/azwKWk

Mastectomies don't always help with @StupidCancer #interesting http://bit.ly/9vOBRn

Did anyone happen to notice that embedded within the healthcare bill was this little jab at tanning salons? #nice http://bit.ly/9x6CDi

Sad. http://bit.ly/90b5n2

Greeeaaat. Insult to injury in the world of "inadequate male complex". Infertility increases risk for prostate cancer. http://nyti.ms/96ezda

My love/hate relationship with this nation is further tainted thx to teeming hoards of uncivilized redneck douchebags. http://nyti.ms/d9TIds

Sugar, sugar! Do-do-do-do. Ah, honey honey. Do-do-do-do. You are my HFCS girl! http://bit.ly/apEItI

*THIS* is what's wrong with our country – Disinformation! "Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" http://huff.to/cueK8N

*FREE SHIPPING* on all @CafePress orders over $50 for @StupidCancer t-shirts, hats, mugs and gear. Offer expires 3/29. http://bit.ly/85LVc1

*SO EXCITED* Just booked Melinda Henneberger @MelindaDC from @PoliticsDaily for the @StupidCancer Show on 4/12. http://bit.ly/bl1qcZ

Study Links Diagnosis Of Cancer To Insurance. Challenge this! http://bit.ly/c2qZEy

Per @Kairol Rosenthal - "How Will Healthcare Reform Bill Impact Cancer Patients?" #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/brrSgi

*MUST READ* Health bill victory for young adults – but see comments – boomers/geezers want us to all die from cancer. http://bit.ly/a12XFw

Not sure how I feel about this one. FREE “Colon Self-Test Kits” #huh? http://bit.ly/b3BAKz

Confused about the new health care bill? Listen to @Kairol Rosenthal on tomorrow's SIRIUS Doctor Radio @1pm ET http://bit.ly/WgJ7u

Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship @StupidCancer Robot. http://bit.ly/cGg7Vn

New Health Care Bill Requires Restaurants To Tell You How Fat They're Making You. http://bit.ly/avE4Nb #thebooflife

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show - The one and only @DrSusanLove w/@StefanieLaRue in the survivor spotlight. @ArmyOfWomen http://bit.ly/b4UQdh

Got thyroid cancer? Take this survey from international coalition of patient advocacy groups. Ends Fri! http://ow.ly/1pR8I #stupidcancer

Inspiring. http://bit.ly/apESl9

@StupidCancer Show 2NITE LIVE@9pmEY "Colon Cancer Roundtable" Molly McMaster, Brian Novak & Erica Paul. @TheColonClub http://bit.ly/aWfdHM

*HEALTHCARE BILL PASSES!*

Photo evidence of @JackBouffard crossing the finish line, running for team @StupidCancer at today's NYC 1/2 Marathon.

Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Jack Bouffard. NYC Half Marathon finisher. #thebooflife

@jackbouffard has *finished* the NYC Half Marathon. Pictures and live video will be posted soon. #thebooflife #stupidcancer

This is our last stand for healthcare reform. Our generation deserves better! @Kairol Rosenthal says it best once more. http://bit.ly/bgWcNE

Holy nice day!

@Kairol Rosenthal's compelling, new, must-read blog post: "When is ‘Life or Death’ Not a Cliché?" #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/czddgo

Everybody's working for this gorgeous weekend. TGIF my friends! Jess is 28 weeks. Parenthood looms ever closer. #OMG http://bit.ly/7W07HZ

This broke my heart. Young adults have the *most* to lose without healthcare reform. Opposition to this is ignorance. http://bit.ly/9F4a52

*ZAC EFRON UPDATE* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest extended to 4/15, raising $$ for @StupidCancer. #zacefron http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

The theme of the April 26th episode of The @StupidCancer Show is up for grabs. Send over your ideas and requests and we'll make it happen.

Lucy, you got some 'splainin to do! http://bit.ly/9cssox

I really couldn't think of anything clever for this but I'm sure there's a punchline in here somewhere. Anyone? http://bit.ly/cvfjXD

Don't everyone go too crazy tonight. Drink responsibly and always blame someone else for the mess. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Did you know that melanoma is the #1 cancer in young adults. And it's the gift that keeps on giving. http://bit.ly/cFDWPm #stupidcancer

How is it that, no matter where I am, regardless of my location on Earth, I am consistently *downwind* of some stupid frieken smoker? #choke

In honor of the soon-to-be-late @JackBouffard for his triumphant attempt to run this weekend's NYC 1/2 Marathon. http://bit.ly/btZnpM

Looks like we're "Winning Battles But Still Fighting The War" on @StupidCancer. Geez, I love rhetorical hyperbole. http://bit.ly/cqTFCz

Official press release from Genentech about the cataclysmic failure of Avastin in men with late stage prostate cancer. http://bit.ly/acapvl

Next Week @StupidCancer Show "Stupid Colon Cancer Roundtable" w/Molly McMaster, Brian Novak & Erica Paul. @TheColonClub http://bit.ly/aWfdHM

Yeah. Good luck with this. We already rank like 350th for broadband access and speed. And there's only 190 countries. http://bit.ly/9fpU7I

@StupidCancer Poll: How many people saw Craig Brandmeier rocking the i[2]y T-shirt on last night's premiere of MTV's True Life?

@CNN seeking male young adult cancer survivor currently in treatment in Atlanta for feature story. Email stupidcancer@i2y.com.

@OMGSummit pre-registration website launching soon with travel and discount hotel block info. Gonna be off the hook. #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show LIVE-in-30min, "Journaling" Jen Goodman Linn, @DeborahLudwig and Dr. Laura Liberman @CycleForSuvival http://bit.ly/ahOqSI

Welcome to your life + @StupidCancer. And never ever call us victims. Or we'll find you. Oh, yes, we will find you. http://nyti.ms/9ahTlB

@StupidCancer strikes again. #FAIL http://nyti.ms/cKEKAo

2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show, "Journaling" w/Jen Goodman Linn, @DeborahLudwig and Dr. Laura Liberman @CycleForSuvival http://bit.ly/ahOqSI

*LIQUIDATION SALE* on @StupidCancer wristbands. 10 pack now just $4.99, exclusively at Amazon! Limited time. #zacefron http://bit.ly/1d5EOW

Daylight Savings switch tonight, folks. Nothing like losing an hour of sleep to get the blood flowing. #thebooflife

D'oh! http://nyti.ms/9tH1P3

Got a birthday coming up? Name @StupidCancer as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Quick and easy. http://bit.ly/WhXME

Saying a prayer for the thousands of dead umbrellas strewn across the littered streets of Brooklyn. May they rest in pieces.

Even with mounties, poutine, hockey, curling & socialized medicine, young adults with @StupidCancer still get shafted. http://bit.ly/a9ibWw

Jess is 27 weeks pregnant today! Less than 10 weeks until parenthood begins. OMG! Have a great weekend everyone #twins #whoa #nottheboof

The Inventor of the Cellphone Is an Android Man. #droooiiiiid #filbertsucks http://bit.ly/9vEk6W

If any of our fans out there would like to be shipped some of our @StupidCancer swag and gear to toilet paper their town with, let us know.

Is it wrong that I was just in a public restroom and there was a bar of soap? Not a pump. An actual bar.

@StupidCancer Show hits 50K listeners! Join me, cohost @LisaBernhard & @JackBouffard every Monday night LIVE@9PM ET http://bit.ly/8llSjI

Eat me. http://bit.ly/cuAdxv

Sending our love and prayers to Spartacus star Andy Whitfield, recently diagnosed with @StupidCancer #spokesperson? http://bit.ly/aDdrV6

Someone call ACME. Wile-E-Coyote, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd ain't got nothing on the Tasmanian Devil. #spacemodulator http://bit.ly/ds6iMX

Tell the waitress I'll come back to Zanzibar. I'll be hiding in the darkness with my beer.

*ZAC EFRON BIG NEWS* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest, raising $$ for @StupidCancer. #zacefron http://bit.ly/b2LMLk Please RT

@NYTimes "After Cancer, Removing a Healthy Breast" #stupidcancer http://nyti.ms/bnizLk

Clinical Research Abstract Study, "The Experience of Loneliness Among Young Adult @StupidCancer Patients" #sad "http://bit.ly/c1SBQf

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show, "Journaling" w/Jen Goodman Linn, @DeborahLudwig and Dr. Laura Liberman @CycleForSuvival http://bit.ly/ahOqSI

Check out The Early Show on CBS Tuesday morning at 8am for my wife's appearance as part of Maggie Rodriguez's series on pregnancy in NYC.

Save billions by cutting out unnecessary procedures that kill 10s of thousands/year? Sounds like a @StupidCancer plan! http://bit.ly/aqvNy3

Potential bone-marrow match for a 10-year-old girl with leukemia kicked off registry for being "too fat"? #kevinsmith http://bit.ly/cZ4Dc1

*ZAC EFRON NEWS* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest, raising money & awareness for @StupidCancer. #zacgivesback http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

High school student gets detention for wearing cancer wristband in school. In other news, puritans need to get real. http://bit.ly/ak2t7G

At 1pm ET today, brace yourself for a major announcement from i[2]y about our next step relationship with Zac Efron. #zacefron #stupidcancer

2NITE @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET "Thyroid Cancer" @JonFilbert, MD Anderson's Dr. Steven Sherman & @Kairol Rosenthal http://bit.ly/bkf79y

Could it be? Yes, it could. Something's coming, something good... if I can wait! The air is humming, and something great is coming! Monday!

1 in 100 Aussies will be Dx with @stupidcancer under the age of 30. Throw some chemo on the barbie. What's the US stat? http://bit.ly/bkLimU

The preggers is 26 weeks today! 11 more to go until parenthood. OMG! TGIF everyone and have a fantastic weekend. #nottheboof #daddytobe

This will blow your mind. "Scientific Evidence For Popular [Snake Oil] Supplements" Check @StupidCancer and get scared. http://bit.ly/aBJxhF

Sea Lions getting @StupidCancer ? Jeez. What's next? #FAIL http://nyti.ms/d6fH4m