Any young adult survivors out there with an MBA and penchant for business strategy? Inquire within. #stupidcancer

Jersey Shore returns for Season 2. In other news, tanning salons rejoice. Let the skin cancer begin. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/cox1J0

@NTTimes As if we're not angry enough, "Battling for Health Coverage as @StupidCancer Spreads." More fuel for the fire. http://bit.ly/aa6e53

@StupidCancer Show hits 40,000+ listeners! Tune in Mon nites LIVE@9PM ET w/me and my co-hosts @JackBouffard & @LisaBernhard. http://z.pe/REk

OK peeps. I'm outtie. Headed to the OB/GYN for our 21 week checkup then a second BDay dinner with preggers. TGIF! #stupidcancer

My first guest post in quite a while. "The Cancer Lifestyle" now live on the @ImermanAngels blog. http://bit.ly/97TKBB

Love. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru. Zoom Zoom. The relentless pursuit of perfection. The ultimate driving machine. http://bit.ly/d6RfUe

Stupid cold weather.

Any contact leads at Merck Oncology? We're looking to submit a sponsorship proposal to them for the 3rd Annual OMG! Summit in NYC this May.

21-week OB/GYN "babies" checkup tomorrow with sonogram and secondary anatomy scan. She's a trooper. http://bit.ly/dAKj4Q #babydaddy #notboof

*LOTS* of @StupidCancer events going on all over. Visit our calendar and get connected with your local chapter today! http://bit.ly/3BJ3Ew

As we approach the end of Cervical Cancer Awareness Month, here's one last worthwhile read for the cause. http://bit.ly/bRhbeT

*SURVEY* Help our friends at The SAMFund figure out how to improve their programs to help young adults w/@StupidCancer http://bit.ly/9kPdpH

In the world of good news, "Genes To Suggest Cure For Prostate Cancer". Also, rainbows are our friends.. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/bi1Nm0

iPad, Anyone? http://ping.fm/SpJwb

*Douchebag Alert* Woman who lied about having cancer to steal money was released from prison. Let's chemo her house! http://bit.ly/c71PHn

*MUST READ* from @huffingtonpost "For Young Americans, Health Care Reform Is Our Fight" Can I get a "damn straight"? http://bit.ly/bcux62

*Breaking News* From Captain Obvious! Current cancer patients who quit smoking are more likely to survive. http://bit.ly/bBCcSz #WTF

1/27 - Happy Birthday to my incredible wife and mother-to-be of our pending children. I love you, baby. You've still got it and you know it.

Note to all: My wife's television debut on the CBS Early Show's special series on pregnancy is being postponed until next Wed, 2/3 @ 7am ET.

Ever wonder why kids get cancer? Project seeks genetic basis of childhood cancer. I say Staten Island landfill. Anyone? http://bit.ly/c5Ihjk

Next @StupidCancer Show – "Cosmetics" w/Dana Laurie, Stacy Malkan & Janice Cox @PurusCosmetics @safecosmetics @AtHomeBeauty http://z.pe/R4m

That's the way you do it. Money for nothing and your chicks for free. I want my. I want my. I want my chemo free. http://bit.ly/4NnOah

Didn't make lottery for NYC 1/2 Marathon? Don't let all that training go to waste! Join Team @StupidCancer. Spots open. http://bit.ly/7YCyfu

Enter Genomics. Unprecedented cancer research project begins at Washington University
http://bit.ly/8ywNXg #stupidcancer

2NITE @StupidCancer Show LIVE in 3hrs @LIVESTRONG YA Alliance @KelliCraddock Andy Miller @jamaustexand Alli Ward @sonsalli http://tr.im/KUBZ

HOT TOPIC: Women still getting unnecessary mammograms. New study shows women who won't benefit still get tests. http://bit.ly/90TE96

The cure is the cause is the cure is the cause is the cure is the cause. http://bit.ly/4xNT2z #stupidcancer

Republican Health Insurance? http://bit.ly/4qijlo

Abortion And Breast Cancer? Wow. What's next? http://bit.ly/7nNg5J

2NITE @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pm ET: Alli Ward @sonsalli @KelliCraddock Andy Miller @jamaustexand @LIVESTRONG YA Alliance http://tr.im/KUBZ

Thanks CBS for sending out your guy to shoot some B-roll footage of us! First segment in the series to air on CBS Early Show this Wednesday!

Waiting for CBS crew to arrive to tape B-Roll footage of Jess and I for the program they're producing with her on pregnant NYC women.

TGIF once again everyone! Sorry for no #ff today. Life gets in the way. Have a great weekend. #stupidcancer #thebooflife

Michelob Ultra Commercial with Lance Armstrong. I have mixed feelings about this. What do you think? #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/6Pkh4c

Announcing "Surviving Idol", a national talent competition to celebrate Young Adult Cancer Awareness Week this April! http://bit.ly/8tqPzL

Chalk one for the little guy vs. Big Insurance. Hey Aetna? Suck on this. Don't mess with @StupidCancer survivors. http://bit.ly/6ovLif

Fallen "Survivor" Jennifer Lyon diagnosed late b/c of no insurance. You hear that you political asswads? Fix this mess! http://bit.ly/51QVxx

How Dare You Not Let Me Give People @StupidCancer! Tanning Salons Fight Back Against Captain Obvious. #WTF http://bit.ly/5ZwLt1

Mommy, where do breast cancer cells come from? Hint: It's not the stork, the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. http://bit.ly/8a3Wv7

Does anyone out there know Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys?

"Democrats scramble on health care after GOP win". Yeah, good luck with that. Way to crush our spirits. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/6RDEAA

Remember all those atomic bomb experiments out west back in the 40s, 50s and 60s? Payback's a bitch. http://bit.ly/8uko0H #stupidcancer

Thursday is going to be a blast. Working from home waiting for a couch to be delivered with a "window" of 12pm–6pm. Fantastic. #thebooflife

Didn't make lottery for NYC 1/2 Marathon? Don't let all that training go to waste! Join Team @StupidCancer. Spots open. http://bit.ly/7YCyfu

Might anyone have leads to NYC restaurant owners/caterers sympathetic to @StupidCancer interested in donation of food to our conference?

Sad. http://bit.ly/8flqf9 #stupidcancer

Support @StupidCancer! Trick out your Twitter profile pic with our wristband overlay via @twibbon. 113 & counting! Pls RT http://tr.im/sRMO

Now here's some uplifting news from opposite land. "California to Set Time Limit to See Doctors" #WTF #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/80V7g4

We've been nominated for Shorty Award in #health. Support @StupidCancer! Please vote and RT. Thank you! http://bit.ly/8m761W

@StupidCancer diagnosis strongly connected to lower well-being only for young Americans. #fantastic #obvious http://bit.ly/7xNndP

We've been nominated for a Shorty Award. Please help spread the word & cast your own vote in support of @StupidCancer. http://bit.ly/7kDmTg

Could this actually be what I think is is? "Extending Dependent Coverage to Young Adults: Implications for Reform" http://bit.ly/8EBeNE

Next @StupidCancer Show: @LIVESTRONG Young Adult Alliance Alli Ward @sonsalli, @KelliCraddock & Andy Miller @jamaustexand http://tr.im/KUBZ

i[2]y BIG NEWS: Announcing *new* kid-friendly, mother-approved @StupidCancer Wristbands. You asked. We listened. http://bit.ly/4PJsdy #Kix

Good luck Darrell Luke Holland and i[2]y North Carolina /The Triangle on tonight's @StupidCancer Happy Hour! Rock on! http://bit.ly/6vWREj

Good luck @EllenTupman, Natalie Conforti @GingerGoyaba and i[2]y San Francisco on tonight's Stupid Cancer Happy Hour http://bit.ly/90hyZE

I am especially thankful today for all of the new family and friends I have made through i[2]y and the young adult cancer community. U rock.

*LOTS* of @StupidCancer events going on all over. Visit our official calendar at http://events.i2y.com and get connected in your community! 

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show LIVE IN 1HR "Charity2.0" Dr. Adam Dachman, Ravit Lichtenberg @ravit_ustrategy & Beth @Kanter http://bit.ly/5CeILS

Curry? Really? http://bit.ly/72dxla

Someone should *really* let those people on Jersey Shore know about this. http://bit.ly/5w8HpO

Do you blog about @StupidCancer? We want to add your feed to the Stupid Cancer Blogroll. Send link to blog@i2y.com. http://bit.ly/6MeGWX

Gotta luv the media."Cancer-stricken" is the new "Pants On The Ground". Sending good karma & congrats 2 Michael C Hall. http://bit.ly/5TPTDo

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM ET "Charity2.0" Dr Adam Dachman, Ravit Lichtenberg @ravit_ustrategy & Beth @Kanter http://bit.ly/5CeILS

Jets!

In case anyone missed "The Cervix Song" in recognition of National Cervical Cancer Awareness Month, here it is. http://bit.ly/6zQ8tu

So I am to understand that there's some kind of major sporting event happening Sunday involving throwing around Stewie Griffin's head? #jets

Wow. Is it Friday already? TGIF and have a great weekend everybody. Week 19 and counting! DTBMZ (you have no idea) http://bit.ly/7W07HZ

Didn't make lottery for NYC 1/2 Marathon? Don't let all that training go to waste! Join Team Stupid Cancer. 15 spots. http://bit.ly/7YCyfu

Nominate @StupidCancer for a @shortyawards in #health or @#nonprofit. We can totally do this thing. Please RT and thx! http://bit.ly/7kDmTg

"Cancer Sucks" - Great blog post by @JaimeHuffman http://bit.ly/8FFySQ

Any population science wonks out there? It's the NCI 2009 Annual Report to the Nation on the Status of @StupidCancer http://bit.ly/4o2A39

A little late to the game but if you haven't heard, Dexter star Michael C. Hall, 38, was diagnosed with @StupidCancer http://bit.ly/8Poh34

NYC/Metro Event Reminder TONIGHT@7PM @StupidCancer "Winter Wonderland" Cancerversary Party. No Cover. All are welcome. http://bit.ly/5rxPpg

Off to the monthly meeting of the i[2]y NYC/Metro Regional Planning Committee. Lots of fun stuff coming up this season. #staytuned

FOR SALE: Brand new leather couch and recliner. 3 mos old. Barely used. Must sell. Serious NYC/Metro inquiries only. http://bit.ly/5VKxLA

This Mon @StupidCancer Show "Charity2.0" w/ musician Dr Adam Dachman, Ravit Lichtenberg @ravit_ustrategy & Beth @Kanter http://bit.ly/5CeILS

NYC/Metro Event Reminder: Tomorrow nite's @StupidCancer "Winter Wonderland" Cancerversary Party 1/14 @7pm. No Cover! http://bit.ly/5rxPpg

Lots of @StupidCancer events going on all over. Visit our official calendar at http://events.i2y.com and get connected in your community!

Holy Shit! American Idol contestant and recent survivor Justin Williams wearing @StupidCancer wristband ON AIR!!

Am I really watching American Idol? That Alicia's Keys girl from Berkeley was awesome.

Now *this* is how to give @stupidcancer the bird! One of the best group shots I've ever seen. Thanks Michelle Chiotti! http://bit.ly/6VVhIz

Chase Community Giving Challenge: A $5million Failure? Thanks Corporate Douchebags! http://bit.ly/6KyFWJ

Chase Community Giving Challenge: A $5million Failure? Thanks Corporate Douchebags! http://bit.ly/6KyFWJ

LIVE in 1HR @FranDrescher on 2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show w/Laurie Meadoff & Brandon Schott @goldenstatemus @CancerSchmancer http://tr.im/K0YQ

OMG! Can grant applications be any more inane, mind-numbing, soul-sucking, counter-productive, counter-intuitive and/or aneurysm inducing?

@FranDrescher on 2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM ET + Laurie Meadoff & Brandon Schott @goldenstatemus @CancerSchmancer http://tr.im/K0YQ

This is why I'm not a sports person. The Simpsons are supposed to come on at 8pm. http://bit.ly/8EmbMQ

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@EthanZohn Returning Home From Hospital After @StupidCancer. Rock On, Bro! http://bit.ly/7QSnri

The last you'll ever hear from me about this "bra color = breast cancer awareness" nonsense. Nuf said. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/4oX0OD

Is it really 2ºF in Chicago?

Ah! All better. Stupid 24 hour stomach virus. Get out and stay out. Ever been lying in bed and you're so tired you can feel gravity? Yeah.

This Mon's @StupidCancer Show: Artist Brandon Schott & @FranDrescher!! Don't miss it! @goldenstatemus @CancerSchmancer http://bit.ly/77iZrn

Well said @LIVESTRONGCEO. We are on the cusp of an historic opportunity. The current healthcare system will be changed. http://bit.ly/8r5NtU

Accidental awareness by cultural proxy? Breast cancer bra meme makes waves for nothing. Read the comments. http://bit.ly/5Oj1Wx #pinknausea

My opinion of this bra/awareness meme? At least, for now, isn't making some greedy douchebag corporation rich. http://bit.ly/6riyLN

TGIF everyone! Sunday is my 'official' 14 year brain surgiversary. The hole in my brain is now filled with jelly.

18 week baby doc appt. today. Everyone please tell me when you're officially sick of these updates. I don't want to be *that* guy. #toolate

Great mtg 2day with LLS re: early planning for this May's 3rd Annual OMG! Cancer Summit in NYC.

The @StupidCancer Show invites LIVE studio audience members to the studio Monday nights @9PM ET. Email jack@i2y.com. http://bit.ly/8llSjI

How about this? @StupidCancer Mechanical Bull Riding Contest to raise $$ for i[2]y. Winner gets to be on The Stupid Cancer Show. Any Takers?

"Mama Begs For A Hug" – Funniest YouTube Video I've Seen In Ages. Watch For Special Ending. Please RT And Share. http://bit.ly/5FuAI9

Didn't win the NYC 1/2 Marathon lottery today? Run with Team Stupid Cancer and support a great cause. Guaranteed slot! http://bit.ly/7YCyfu

Great idea from @ePatientDave How about in addition to a Surgeon General, the US appointed a "Patient-In-Chief", too? http://bit.ly/4HSY0K

UK cancer survivors face neglect after Rx. When the doc says "You're cured. Go home", it's not the end of the story. http://bit.ly/4sZEss

Apparently quinine was all the rage when dealing with #cancer and x-rays in 1913. #nytimes #teddyroosevelt http://bit.ly/7486Qj

Pomegranate chemicals may fight breast cancer. What's next? The Ugli Fruit makes @JackBouffard more appalling http://bit.ly/7ytg6F

i[2]y VISA Card Update: 3,000 applications & scores of cards issued so far. i[2]y gets $50 for every approval! #awesome http://bit.ly/pdKaL

Scientists Crack Genetic Code Of Cancers. (Dan Brown Has Nothing To Do With This) #cryptex #tomhanks #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/8NJMdz

Remember those hotly contested controversial new mammogram screening guidelines from last year? The debate rages on. http://bit.ly/6m4fn7

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show: Brandon Schott and @FranDrescher!! Don't miss it! @goldenstatemus @CancerSchmancer http://bit.ly/77iZrn

Hey Runners! Announcing Team @StupidCancer for the NYC 1/2 Marathon in March. Slots still available. Register today! http://bit.ly/7YCyfu

2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show, "Season 6 Premiere" LIVE IN 30MIN @9PM ET @JonnyImerman from @ImermanAngels and N.E.D. Band http://bit.ly/5RMQXL

2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show, "Season 6 Premiere" LIVE IN 3HRS @9PM ET @JonnyImerman from @ImermanAngels and N.E.D. Band http://bit.ly/5RMQXL

Got cancer? Stress is teh awesome! Congrats @TracyMax for this great article from @Cure_Magazine. http://bit.ly/8v56Q7

Congrats i[2]y'er Michelle Chiotti from MI on the early success of her upcoming special event to benefit @StupidCancer. http://bit.ly/6m4C6S

Hey NYC/Metro! Announcing the inaugural @StupidCancer "Winter Wonderland" Cancerversary Party 1/14 @7pm. No Cover! http://bit.ly/5rxPpg

2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show, "Season 6 Premiere" LIVE@9PM ET With @JonnyImerman from @ImermanAngels and N.E.D. Band http://bit.ly/5RMQXL

Back to work? #hi-ho

Back to work? #hi-ho #2010

Matt & Jess Register at "Babies R Us" What an experience. #exhausted #scannerfatigue http://bit.ly/6Vl3QX

"Charity: Who Cares?", a fascinating visual guide to giving and anthro-philanthropy. Some staggering statistics there. http://bit.ly/5wAJEm

Day one. New decade. The rules have changed. Thank you all for your love and support. It's going to be a hell of a year. To infinity and beyond.