Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show "Real Estate Is The Cure" w/@RyanHamner, @JonathanSchein & Sarah Beatty @GreenDepotLLC http://bit.ly/dDayOE

Dark chocolate back on the "good food" list even more now. Just in time for Cadbury egg season. http://bit.ly/cw99Bp #bokbok

Ruh Roh! Ronald McDonald Is The New "Joe Camel"? http://bit.ly/dtZvSA #grimace

Chag Sameach and Happy Passover to everyone to whom this is relatively appropriate. Have a safe fast and enjoy your constipation. #exlax

*ZAC EFRON UPDATE* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest deadline 4/15, raising $$ for @StupidCancer. #zacefron http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

*LIQUIDATION SALE* on @StupidCancer wristbands. 10 pack now just $4.99, exclusively at Amazon! Limited time. #zacefron http://bit.ly/1d5EOW

*DR. SUSAN LOVE* on Tonight's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pm ET with
spotlight survivor @StefanieLaRue! @ArmyOfWomen http://bit.ly/b4UQdh

Mmmmmm.... dextromethorphan, guaifenesin, phenylephrine, acetaminophen and diphenhydramine. Say it with me 10 times fast! #cough

Common sense or controversy? Breast cancer could be avoided if women ate less and exercised more. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/azwKWk

Mastectomies don't always help with @StupidCancer #interesting http://bit.ly/9vOBRn

Did anyone happen to notice that embedded within the healthcare bill was this little jab at tanning salons? #nice http://bit.ly/9x6CDi

Sad. http://bit.ly/90b5n2

Greeeaaat. Insult to injury in the world of "inadequate male complex". Infertility increases risk for prostate cancer. http://nyti.ms/96ezda

My love/hate relationship with this nation is further tainted thx to teeming hoards of uncivilized redneck douchebags. http://nyti.ms/d9TIds

Sugar, sugar! Do-do-do-do. Ah, honey honey. Do-do-do-do. You are my HFCS girl! http://bit.ly/apEItI

*THIS* is what's wrong with our country – Disinformation! "Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" http://huff.to/cueK8N

*FREE SHIPPING* on all @CafePress orders over $50 for @StupidCancer t-shirts, hats, mugs and gear. Offer expires 3/29. http://bit.ly/85LVc1

*SO EXCITED* Just booked Melinda Henneberger @MelindaDC from @PoliticsDaily for the @StupidCancer Show on 4/12. http://bit.ly/bl1qcZ

Study Links Diagnosis Of Cancer To Insurance. Challenge this! http://bit.ly/c2qZEy

Per @Kairol Rosenthal - "How Will Healthcare Reform Bill Impact Cancer Patients?" #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/brrSgi

*MUST READ* Health bill victory for young adults – but see comments – boomers/geezers want us to all die from cancer. http://bit.ly/a12XFw

Not sure how I feel about this one. FREE “Colon Self-Test Kits” #huh? http://bit.ly/b3BAKz

Confused about the new health care bill? Listen to @Kairol Rosenthal on tomorrow's SIRIUS Doctor Radio @1pm ET http://bit.ly/WgJ7u

Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship @StupidCancer Robot. http://bit.ly/cGg7Vn

New Health Care Bill Requires Restaurants To Tell You How Fat They're Making You. http://bit.ly/avE4Nb #thebooflife

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show - The one and only @DrSusanLove w/@StefanieLaRue in the survivor spotlight. @ArmyOfWomen http://bit.ly/b4UQdh

Got thyroid cancer? Take this survey from international coalition of patient advocacy groups. Ends Fri! http://ow.ly/1pR8I #stupidcancer

Inspiring. http://bit.ly/apESl9

@StupidCancer Show 2NITE LIVE@9pmEY "Colon Cancer Roundtable" Molly McMaster, Brian Novak & Erica Paul. @TheColonClub http://bit.ly/aWfdHM

*HEALTHCARE BILL PASSES!*

Photo evidence of @JackBouffard crossing the finish line, running for team @StupidCancer at today's NYC 1/2 Marathon.

Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Jack Bouffard. NYC Half Marathon finisher. #thebooflife

@jackbouffard has *finished* the NYC Half Marathon. Pictures and live video will be posted soon. #thebooflife #stupidcancer

This is our last stand for healthcare reform. Our generation deserves better! @Kairol Rosenthal says it best once more. http://bit.ly/bgWcNE

Holy nice day!

@Kairol Rosenthal's compelling, new, must-read blog post: "When is ‘Life or Death’ Not a Cliché?" #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/czddgo

Everybody's working for this gorgeous weekend. TGIF my friends! Jess is 28 weeks. Parenthood looms ever closer. #OMG http://bit.ly/7W07HZ

This broke my heart. Young adults have the *most* to lose without healthcare reform. Opposition to this is ignorance. http://bit.ly/9F4a52

*ZAC EFRON UPDATE* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest extended to 4/15, raising $$ for @StupidCancer. #zacefron http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

The theme of the April 26th episode of The @StupidCancer Show is up for grabs. Send over your ideas and requests and we'll make it happen.

Lucy, you got some 'splainin to do! http://bit.ly/9cssox

I really couldn't think of anything clever for this but I'm sure there's a punchline in here somewhere. Anyone? http://bit.ly/cvfjXD

Don't everyone go too crazy tonight. Drink responsibly and always blame someone else for the mess. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Did you know that melanoma is the #1 cancer in young adults. And it's the gift that keeps on giving. http://bit.ly/cFDWPm #stupidcancer

How is it that, no matter where I am, regardless of my location on Earth, I am consistently *downwind* of some stupid frieken smoker? #choke

In honor of the soon-to-be-late @JackBouffard for his triumphant attempt to run this weekend's NYC 1/2 Marathon. http://bit.ly/btZnpM

Looks like we're "Winning Battles But Still Fighting The War" on @StupidCancer. Geez, I love rhetorical hyperbole. http://bit.ly/cqTFCz

Official press release from Genentech about the cataclysmic failure of Avastin in men with late stage prostate cancer. http://bit.ly/acapvl

Next Week @StupidCancer Show "Stupid Colon Cancer Roundtable" w/Molly McMaster, Brian Novak & Erica Paul. @TheColonClub http://bit.ly/aWfdHM

Yeah. Good luck with this. We already rank like 350th for broadband access and speed. And there's only 190 countries. http://bit.ly/9fpU7I

@StupidCancer Poll: How many people saw Craig Brandmeier rocking the i[2]y T-shirt on last night's premiere of MTV's True Life?

@CNN seeking male young adult cancer survivor currently in treatment in Atlanta for feature story. Email stupidcancer@i2y.com.

@OMGSummit pre-registration website launching soon with travel and discount hotel block info. Gonna be off the hook. #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show LIVE-in-30min, "Journaling" Jen Goodman Linn, @DeborahLudwig and Dr. Laura Liberman @CycleForSuvival http://bit.ly/ahOqSI

Welcome to your life + @StupidCancer. And never ever call us victims. Or we'll find you. Oh, yes, we will find you. http://nyti.ms/9ahTlB

@StupidCancer strikes again. #FAIL http://nyti.ms/cKEKAo

2NITE'S @StupidCancer Show, "Journaling" w/Jen Goodman Linn, @DeborahLudwig and Dr. Laura Liberman @CycleForSuvival http://bit.ly/ahOqSI

*LIQUIDATION SALE* on @StupidCancer wristbands. 10 pack now just $4.99, exclusively at Amazon! Limited time. #zacefron http://bit.ly/1d5EOW

Daylight Savings switch tonight, folks. Nothing like losing an hour of sleep to get the blood flowing. #thebooflife

D'oh! http://nyti.ms/9tH1P3

Got a birthday coming up? Name @StupidCancer as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Quick and easy. http://bit.ly/WhXME

Saying a prayer for the thousands of dead umbrellas strewn across the littered streets of Brooklyn. May they rest in pieces.

Even with mounties, poutine, hockey, curling & socialized medicine, young adults with @StupidCancer still get shafted. http://bit.ly/a9ibWw

Jess is 27 weeks pregnant today! Less than 10 weeks until parenthood begins. OMG! Have a great weekend everyone #twins #whoa #nottheboof

The Inventor of the Cellphone Is an Android Man. #droooiiiiid #filbertsucks http://bit.ly/9vEk6W

If any of our fans out there would like to be shipped some of our @StupidCancer swag and gear to toilet paper their town with, let us know.

Is it wrong that I was just in a public restroom and there was a bar of soap? Not a pump. An actual bar.

@StupidCancer Show hits 50K listeners! Join me, cohost @LisaBernhard & @JackBouffard every Monday night LIVE@9PM ET http://bit.ly/8llSjI

Eat me. http://bit.ly/cuAdxv

Sending our love and prayers to Spartacus star Andy Whitfield, recently diagnosed with @StupidCancer #spokesperson? http://bit.ly/aDdrV6

Someone call ACME. Wile-E-Coyote, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd ain't got nothing on the Tasmanian Devil. #spacemodulator http://bit.ly/ds6iMX

Tell the waitress I'll come back to Zanzibar. I'll be hiding in the darkness with my beer.

*ZAC EFRON BIG NEWS* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest, raising $$ for @StupidCancer. #zacefron http://bit.ly/b2LMLk Please RT

@NYTimes "After Cancer, Removing a Healthy Breast" #stupidcancer http://nyti.ms/bnizLk

Clinical Research Abstract Study, "The Experience of Loneliness Among Young Adult @StupidCancer Patients" #sad "http://bit.ly/c1SBQf

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show, "Journaling" w/Jen Goodman Linn, @DeborahLudwig and Dr. Laura Liberman @CycleForSuvival http://bit.ly/ahOqSI

Check out The Early Show on CBS Tuesday morning at 8am for my wife's appearance as part of Maggie Rodriguez's series on pregnancy in NYC.

Save billions by cutting out unnecessary procedures that kill 10s of thousands/year? Sounds like a @StupidCancer plan! http://bit.ly/aqvNy3

Potential bone-marrow match for a 10-year-old girl with leukemia kicked off registry for being "too fat"? #kevinsmith http://bit.ly/cZ4Dc1

*ZAC EFRON NEWS* "Zac Gives Back" @TwitPic photo contest, raising money & awareness for @StupidCancer. #zacgivesback http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

High school student gets detention for wearing cancer wristband in school. In other news, puritans need to get real. http://bit.ly/ak2t7G

At 1pm ET today, brace yourself for a major announcement from i[2]y about our next step relationship with Zac Efron. #zacefron #stupidcancer

2NITE @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET "Thyroid Cancer" @JonFilbert, MD Anderson's Dr. Steven Sherman & @Kairol Rosenthal http://bit.ly/bkf79y

Could it be? Yes, it could. Something's coming, something good... if I can wait! The air is humming, and something great is coming! Monday!

1 in 100 Aussies will be Dx with @stupidcancer under the age of 30. Throw some chemo on the barbie. What's the US stat? http://bit.ly/bkLimU

The preggers is 26 weeks today! 11 more to go until parenthood. OMG! TGIF everyone and have a fantastic weekend. #nottheboof #daddytobe

This will blow your mind. "Scientific Evidence For Popular [Snake Oil] Supplements" Check @StupidCancer and get scared. http://bit.ly/aBJxhF

Sea Lions getting @StupidCancer ? Jeez. What's next? #FAIL http://nyti.ms/d6fH4m

Dead Man Walking - Sean Penn wishes rectal cancer on his critics. Apparently he *is* Sam. Douchebag alert. http://bit.ly/cviQOi

Over 650 hospitals have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Email abrower@i2y.com and request our starter kit today!

*Absolute Last Chance* to sign up with Team @StupidCancer for the NYC 1/2 Marathon. Guaranteed entry! http://bit.ly/7YCyfu

Remember that *insane game changing* thing I mentioned last week. Well, it's still on and it's launching Monday morning. Hint: #zacefron

@StupidCancer needs 2 volunteers at the home office in NYC tomorrow during the day. Any takers? #thebooflife

Risk & reward, @StupidCancer style. The risk is prevention. The reward is not dying? First breast cancer, now prostate. http://bit.ly/abFEEN

I actually don't have a comment for this. I'm pretty much speechless. http://bit.ly/ckkxIl

E-Harmony For @StupidCancer? Match youself up across 23 dimensions of chemotherapy and hair loss. http://bit.ly/9G00Mk

"Determined to play, man uses air compressor to play saxophone" Very inspiring piece via the Oral Cancer Foundation. http://bit.ly/bDgWKE

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show "Stupid Thyroid Cancer" @JonFilbert, MD Anderson's Steven Sherman MD & @Kairol Rosenthal http://bit.ly/bkf79y

And as we stand between reality and madness, it's either sadness or euphoria.

Today's *WTF* Moment: "Pregnant Nicaraguan Mother Denied @StupidCancer Treatment Because of Abortion Ban" #sad http://bit.ly/aQqqGZ

@StupidCancer Show LIVE in 45min "Sex & The C-Word" @HeatherSwifty, Susan Miller @AnyoneButMe & Sexpert Dr Sueann Mark http://bit.ly/aGqKHF

"Why Are Breast Cancer Rates Dropping"? Are they really? For the young adult population too? Hrm. #FAIL #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/b68Xz6

It's National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. Get screened (unless you're under 40, of course. D'oh!) #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/cEHyh6

Thx to all who visited our @StupidCancer booth at the YSC/LBBC breast cancer conference. $10 BC T-shirt special is ON! http://bit.ly/aseu14

@StupidCancer Show 2Nite@9pmET "Sex & The C-Word" w/ @HeatherSwifty, Susan Miller @AnyoneButMe & Sexpert Dr Sueann Mark http://bit.ly/aGqKHF