*BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT* Matthew Zachary Greenzweig & Jessica Feldman welcome Koby Evan & Hannah Rachel Greenzweig to Earth. (4lbs14oz, 4lbs7oz)

GAME TIME!

After 8 months of build up, it feels like the whole Internet is watching with bated breath and can't wait for the birth announcement. ;-)

Nearly 800 clinics have @StupidCancer patient support literature. Does yours? No? Email abrower@i2y.com and request our starter kit today!

Support @StupidCancer with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone/Droid (no BB yet) Free & easy. We earned $3600 in 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Estimating the Human Costs of @StupidCancer Survivorship in Children http://bit.ly/aNCwzD

So now it pays to be a fat teenage girl? http://bit.ly/cZii7n #stupidcancer

2 days until parenthood!

And just where do the young adults fall into medical research spending Uhm…nowhere? http://ow.ly/1DtvM #stupidcancer

Inspiring! http://nyti.ms/anP6IN #stupidcancer

Droooooool http://bit.ly/aeLmwT #stupidcancer

Woof! http://ow.ly/1DtzE #stupidcancer

David Blaine, Oncologist? No. "Scientists make Cancer Cells Vanish". In other news, the rabbit's whereabouts unknown. http://bit.ly/due6qI

Colon Cancer For Dummies? http://ow.ly/1DtuL #stupidcancer

Cancer vs. Virus cagematch? http://ow.ly/1Dtss #stupidcancer

Are you a good fruit or a bad fruit? http://ow.ly/1DtrO #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show: Testicular Cancer LIVE in 30min w/@AprilCapil, survivor/musicians @MichaelTiernan & John Schrader http://bit.ly/bDyZfp

Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man get a pass? Seriously? We're all just victims of our genes, I suppose. #FAIL http://bit.ly/9Lnsr9

Prostate Cancer Vaccine? Nice. http://bit.ly/abnW6o

Support @StupidCancer in a fun, new way with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone & Droid (no BB yet) Free & easy breezy. http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

Cancerlebrity Good News http://bit.ly/c6Ef8x

I'm on @OprahRadio *RIGHT NOW* talking about @StupidCancer w/Derrick @Ashong streaming live at http://bit.ly/9COO69 #TheDNAx

*REMINDER I'm on @OprahRadio 2day @1pmET talking about @StupidCancer w/Derrick @Ashong streaming live at http://bit.ly/9COO69 #TheDNAx

I'll be on @OprahRadio talking about @StupidCancer this Sat @12pm ET w/Derrick @Ashong streaming live at http://bit.ly/9COO69 #TheDNAx

@OMGSummit Registration is CLOSED! We hit 400 today and are now taking 2nd tier backup reservations.

From @Whitehouse_Blog: Growing number of insurers voluntarily make it easier for young adults to get coverage ASAP. http://bit.ly/afK4WY

Forget cell phones. Indoor tanning beds are the new cigarette addiction. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/bLLNq2

Blueberries for the cure? Strawberries and raspberries rebel. http://bit.ly/doy9iq

Support @StupidCancer in a fun, new way with the @CauseWorld app for iPhone & Droid (no BB yet) Free & easy breezy. http://bit.ly/b4JRfx

It says "True Cancer News" so it must be true. http://bit.ly/cEbblC #lemmings

To take the multivitamin or to not take the multivitamin: That is the question researchers are still trying to answer. http://bit.ly/dnnB0X

Inspiring! http://bit.ly/9gz7JH

Ruh Roh! The government's cancer research network is 'approaching a state of crisis'. http://bit.ly/aTAUKM #notgood

Goldilocks Beef: Rare = Bacteria. Medium = Heart Attack. Well Done = Doubles Bladder Cancer Risk? #thebooflife http://bit.ly/aEoomc

Whine Alert, "If I don't quit smoking, I'll get fired!" So *that's* your reasoning? http://bit.ly/cthDsW #stupidcancer

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show - "Testicular Cancer" w/@AprilCapil + musicians @MichaelTiernan & John Schrader http://bit.ly/bDyZfp

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM - "Stupid Sarcoma" w/Jason Mlot, Matt Alsante @CureSarcoma & Dr. C. Parker Gibbs http://bit.ly/9oQgn0

Captain Obvious reporting, "Anything for a buck. Insurance companies truly don't care about sick people." http://bit.ly/c4dM8z

Stupid Cancer rocks the Columbia University Relay For Life. Discovered three new i2y'ers. Rock on!

32 weeks today! Twins are happy, healthy and 5lbs. each! TGIF, everyone! Have a great weekend.

Gah! Stupid Time Warner internet down again at the home office. We should really have a DSL backup.

Gov-funded program responsible for cancer research in the United States is "approaching a state of crisis" http://bit.ly/birE1N #EPICFAIL

*VICTORY DANCE* Obama mandates nearly all hospitals extend visitation rights to the partners of gay men and lesbians. http://bit.ly/d9SsPv

Formally listing Sen. David Vitter, R-LA on my douchebag alert for today for blocking the EPA's best interests. http://bit.ly/cITQ6O

I'm guessing whoever invented the button-fly never had to pee really badly.

Mega-Douchebag Alert. http://bit.ly/aG4Nc5

*In Good News* New Class of Drug Kills Lymphoma Cells. The Mucinex Landlord Expresses Concern. @StupidCancer rejoices. http://bit.ly/9YITeX

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9PM - "Stupid Sarcoma" w/Jason Mlot, Matt Alsante @CureSarcoma & Dr. C. Parker Gibbs http://bit.ly/9oQgn0

Here we go again. Are cell phones the new cigarettes? Rollover minutes are hurting my brain! That or my surcharges. http://bit.ly/9bqZHL

The official sponsor of birthdays blowing out your candles? In other news, less doctors do rectal exams. http://bit.ly/bTqfZG

"Don't worry. It's probably nothing. You're too young for this." Gee, thanks Doc. http://nyti.ms/cRFTmq #FAIL

The vitamins! They do nothing! Or do they? Tune in next week! http://bit.ly/bOWiii

"Healthcare Reform" LIVE *NOW* @StupidCancer Show @EvaGrayzel, Dr. Robert Croyle & Melinda Henneberger @PoliticsDaily http://is.gd/bkBih

Colon cancer? Breast cancer? Colon cancer? Breast cancer? What is the lesser of two evils? #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/aGbfh7

Paint. Silent killer of your sperm and eggs. Looks like it's bare walls for me. Wait.. is that asbestos? Crap. http://bit.ly/bs8yyh

Sorry peeps. Looks like everything causes breast cancer. Joining the cavalcade this week? LIGHT! Stupid photons. http://bit.ly/amQ6gg

We are Flintstones kids. 10,000,000 strong.... and dying. http://bit.ly/bpjyh0 #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show @9pmET "Healthcare Reform" @EvaGrayzel, Dr. Robert Croyle @TheNCI & Melinda Henneberger @PoliticsDaily http://is.gd/bkBih

Ahh... Monday morning. Nice weather. Waiting for the bus. Breathing in someone else's cigarette smoke. Do people still smoke? #2010 #cough

OK peeps. I'm outtie. TGIF and have a great weekend. Jess is 31 weeks today. Countdown to twin parenthood t-minus 7 weeks! #poo

How do you like them apples? http://bit.ly/drcnDk #stupidcancer

Whaddya know? That environment thing seems to get in the way of all our fun. In other news, toxins cause @StupidCancer. http://bit.ly/aaWV6H

The breast cancer screening-spiracy is back in the news again. #stupidcancer http://bit.ly/anWMHh

Is this even necessary? "Test warns smokers of lung cancer risk." Hello? Captain obvious speaking! http://bit.ly/drjqWh

Off to Pace University to officially sign the OMG Summit contract and make this thing real!

Live on SIRIUS Doctor Radio now.

*ZAC EFRON* @TwitPic @StupidCancer Contest Xtended To 5/1. Win a $250 iTunes Gift Card! #zacefron #zacgivesback http://bit.ly/b2LMLk

"AIDS Drugs Fight Cancer Virus?" Someone tell the cast of "Rent" that it's time for new theme song. http://bit.ly/bz7KqP

Next Mon's @StupidCancer Show, "Healthcare Reform" @EvaGrayzel, Dr Robert Croyle & Melinda Henneberger @PoliticsDaily http://bit.ly/bl1qcZ

"A gene which hinders the ability of radiotherapy to kill cancer cells has been detected by UK researchers" #COOL http://bit.ly/c3EEzx

Wheeeed! http://bit.ly/8YYwTT

More good news from opposite land. @StupidCancer is the gift that keeps on giving. http://bit.ly/dc64FJ

*LIQUIDATION SALE* on @StupidCancer wristbands. 10 pack now just $4.99, exclusively at Amazon! Limited time. #zacefron http://bit.ly/1d5EOW

2Nite's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@9pmET Real Estate Is The Cure @RyanHamner, @JonathanSchein, Sarah Beatty @GreenDepotLLC http://bit.ly/dDayOE

Registration for the #OMGSummit is now OPEN! Release the @StupidCancer hounds. http://bit.ly/bsQh5o

Sad. Inspiring. http://bit.ly/b9qOEM

TGIF and Happy Easter!

Ruh Roh! A certain type of sugar found naturally in the body is elevated in breast cancer cells. http://bit.ly/a9vRrJ #stupidcancer

My wife Jess and I will be on CBS @TheEarlyShow this Tues morning as part of Maggie Rodriguez's ongoing pregnancy series. @earlyshowmaggie

Most child cancer patients die without medical treatment. http://bit.ly/cRapYd

*Moron Alert* "Movies Trigger Young Adult Smokers to Smoke." New rule. Actors jump off bridges while smoking in films. http://bit.ly/cec33A

Forget "You are what you eat." Looks like the new hotness is "You are were you work." http://bit.ly/aUNHEW #stupidcancer

Looks like we're all getting sicker and sadder. http://bit.ly/d6dazs #sick #sad #stupidcancer