It's official. Just saw a Sears Christmas commercial. Cue the endless loop of Paul McCartney.

Happy Halloween!

TGIF everyone. Have a great weekend and stay out of trouble!

Botox. Not just for botched, unnecessary cosmetic surgery anymore. http://bit.ly/9ecY5S #stupidcancer

Happy .5th Birthday To My Beautiful Twinfant Children, Koby and Hannah.

World best cigars and scorpion venom that cures cancer? Is there nothing communism can't do? http://bit.ly/bSO0OS

Hormones! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. http://bit.ly/chQmR8 #stupidcancer

*DOUCHEBAG VENGEANCE* http://bit.ly/ceqiJX

Canada wants to know how well men know their bits and pieces. Their frank and beans. Their midrift junk. http://bit.ly/deljOl #eh?

Uhm... Compassion from your doctor is a right, not an entitlement. http://huff.to/a0ySja #SU2C #stupidcancer

Less toxic chemo? I'm all for that. http://bit.ly/bqCDJv #stupidcancer

Thank you for smoking. Downstairs from me. http://bit.ly/c5G6sl #stupidcancer #cancersticks

Only 12 cancers? http://bit.ly/9Appkl

#EPICFAIL. See no evil, I suppose, is in the special interests' special interest when it comes to @StupidCancer. http://huff.to/dyAEkp

When "breathe into this for me" or "pee in this cup for me" simply won't do, there's this. http://bit.ly/bmbcMZ #stupidcancer

As if broccoli isn't delicious enough... http://aol.it/aVAgvP #yum

[INSERT CAPTION HERE] http://bit.ly/cIZ8Yj #nowords #wtf #notcool #stupidcancer

Acetylsalicylic acid anyone? Potential ulcers vs. colon cancer. Go! http://bit.ly/bKdbio

Insult to injury for long term childhood survivors. "You're cured. Go home" is *never* the end of the the story. http://bit.ly/bt73KE

Patient Navigation Mon's @StupidCancer Show w/NCONN's Becky Trupp & Sharon Francz. Plus rapper Urbalist #SeanyRecords http://bit.ly/bgghSD

It ain't over when the doctor says "You're cured. Go home". http://bit.ly/aVlky3 #captainobvious

Fight tasteless squishy tumors with equally tasteless squishy food? http://bit.ly/dbc3Ps

You can't have one. You can't have none. You can't have one without the ooooooother! http://nyti.ms/92kkB5 #stupidcancer

Revisiting the *Artificial Ovary* Combine with that new "artificial cell" to replace the Snookie with talented clone. http://bit.ly/cwLkWz

Blame Canada! http://bit.ly/bYm7My

Forget the booming tech job industry. If you're jobless, here's where the money is… http://bit.ly/bvIFMC #stupidcancer

CDC Committee on Young Women's Breast Cancer is a step in the right direction. http://bit.ly/bmVlSx

Oncology payola or smart business? http://bit.ly/aDqmtb #stupidcancer

And then there's some good news. http://bit.ly/cEjOrz #stupidcancer #yay

2NITE'S @StupidCancer: PINKNAUSEA! Corporate abuse of consumer good will w/the folks @Breast Cancer Action @BCAction http://bit.ly/9ekUBs

The machines will one day take over and destroy the world but at least we won't have @StupidCancer to deal with. http://bit.ly/cnPCun

United Healthcare might be trying to make amenda for it's dropping child coverage to save on pre-existing loopholes. http://bit.ly/af6dlQ

Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! http://bit.ly/aZDQ7t #stupidcancer

I can't wrap my head around "God's Will", "Predestination" or "Fatalism" when it's about electable life-saving choices. http://bit.ly/af8W9C

This one's a bit 'sciency' but pretty cool. Apparently protease rocks! http://bit.ly/asPOoX #stupidcancer

Lower your colon cancer risk with high cholesterol. In other news, poor, Pfizer. The cause is the cure is the cause. http://bit.ly/91hv6i

Insult to injury. http://bit.ly/9YJobG #FAIL #stupidcancer

New "mechanism" found to cause @StupidCancer. Hint: It's not watching Jersey Shore. On the other hand… http://bit.ly/aizWW0

We have quantified market research that entirely disputes this but perhaps it's just relevant just to young adults. http://nyti.ms/a1p444

Vitamin D. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems? http://bit.ly/9bwKZp #stupidcancer

Did you know there are other cancers too besides breast? http://ind.pn/9xPPBI #stupidcancer

*DOUCHEBAG ALERT* Doctors For Sale! http://bit.ly/afJkY9 #WTF #FAIL

Tumeric? In other news, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme are jealous. http://bit.ly/cUgXOV #stupidcancer #paulsimonlawsuit

Having a family is a right. @StupidCancer be damned. http://bit.ly/ax6eMA

"Startling Link" between smoking and colon cancer. In other news, "startling link" between Jersey Shore and stupidity. http://bit.ly/aRPpoJ

Yoga! Yoga! Yoga! http://bit.ly/bKhhUF #stupidcancer

Allergic to chemo? Damn. http://bit.ly/97eEx6 #stupidcancer

Worth reading. Teen cancer essay contest. http://huff.to/celzBX #stupidcancer

Do you blog about @StupidCancer? We want to add your feed to the Stupid Cancer Blogroll. Send link to kkane@i2y.com. http://bit.ly/6MeGWX

It's not just about the "girls" for breast cancer. The "boys" hurt too. http://bit.ly/a3HIie #stupidcancer

Next Mon @StupidCancer: PINKNAUSEA! Corporate abuse of consumer good will w/the folks @Breast Cancer Action @BCAction http://bit.ly/9ekUBs

You hear that SnookieMonster? http://bit.ly/ceIhwls

Lung cancer in non-smoking, female young adults is not ok. http://bit.ly/auN2mm #stupidcancer

The Cost Of "Cure"? http://yhoo.it/dz8Ybl #FAIL#stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show is *LIVE*!

@StupidCancer Show LIVE in 15 minutes! "Don't Start A Charity: Should Nonprofit CEO's make Millions?"

Eight is enough! http://yhoo.it/bgVrrY #stupidcancer

Have your cake and eat it too. http://bit.ly/dpHcUT #stupidcancer

"Kids after cancer" is nonfiction? http://yhoo.it/amxMpS #stupidcancer

Robert Pattinson ain't got nothing on this. http://yhoo.it/bpx6UW #stupidcancer

Actual good news for pediatric cancer? http://yhoo.it/cYkdaK #stupidcancer

Got a birthday coming up? Name @StupidCancer as the beneficiary of your official Facebook Birthday Wish! Quick & easy. http://bit.ly/9ppoJj

*Last Chance* to take this important cancer caregiver survey. Win one of 4 $25 iTunes Gift Cards. Caregivers matter. http://survey.i2y.com

The cure to cancer? Stop living longer. http://bit.ly/dvS8Za #geicocaveman

You've really got to love the insurance industry. They're all about the people. http://nyti.ms/dty5O3 #douchebagalert

Don't squeeze the charmin. http://yhoo.it/9v6Qs3 #stupidcancer

Captain Obvious Reporting Once Again For Duty! http://bit.ly/aqgzbp #stupidcancer

Dear "future of cancer research", It's just just not about specfic body parts anymore. http://yhoo.it/b21XRQ #stupidcancer

Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on this. http://lat.ms/dbQfPe #stupidcancer

Captain Obvious! Quality of life is as important as quantity of life. http://yhoo.it/90rTam #stupidcancer

Its here! Shiny new website. http://i2y.com

#FAIL Mary http://bit.ly/aKeo2x #pinknausea #stupidcancer

Rethinking Chemo Brain http://nyti.ms/by05bW #stupidcancer

#FAIL (Sort of) http://yhoo.it/ayodSq #stupidcancer

Is optimism overrated? http://bit.ly/9LjFO4 #stupidcancer

Now this is fighting. http://yhoo.it/aEhAIZ

*NEW* Zac Gives Back $50K #unFAIL raising $$ for 2011 @OMGSummit. Help young adults fight cancer! http://bit.ly/ccxSY3 #zacefron #ZAAngels

@StupidCancer Show *LIVE NOW* http://ping.fm/IqXvE

Dear "Ton Of Bricks"... #cough #puffsplus

Dear long term side effects: Thank you for still being my friend after all these years. #bitingsarcasm

All flight attendants are wearing pink on this plane. Something to do with breast cancer? I don't think I'm aware... #pinknausea

*NEW* Zac Gives Back $50K #unFAIL raising $$ for 2011 @OMGSummit. Help young adults fight cancer! http://bit.ly/ccxSY3 #zacefron #ZAAngels

In other news from captain obvious, breast cancer happens under 40. http://bit.ly/dAb7Eq #duh #stupidcancer

Cancer… and the ENVIRONMENT? A connection? Nooooooo…. http://bit.ly/bPts4L #itsaboutdamnedtime #stupidcancer

@StupidCancer Show is *LIVE* now. Talking about lung cancer in young adults. http://ping.fm/IOdmQ

@StupidCancer Show *LIVE* In 15 Minutes! http://ping.fm/4ktNW

Just when you think you've seen the most douchebaggiest thing imaginable... http://bit.ly/9ufRpP #FAIL #stupidcancer #sterilization

Happy 5 month birthday to my beautiful children Koby and Hannah. Daddy loves you.