[RUH ROH] #AvastinFail http://prn.to/t5xg7n

[PICS] 2nd Annual @StupidCancer Boot Camp Philly was a huge success! Thanks to our partners and attendees! http://on.fb.me/vDMAbd

[APPLE] Apple launched a matching gift program for employee contributions up to $10K. Please give to @StupidCancer http://wapo.st/uVFC1R

[SCANDAL] Somehow this should surprise us but it doesn't. @JNJComm http://nydn.us/vWUhvS #babyshampoo #stupidcancer

[RAH RAH] We all need to root for this young guy, a drummer who lost an arm to @StupidCancer. http://trib.in/smmGpX #rickallen

[CAPTAIN OBVIOUS] Such a fitting way to end the week. Who knew that survivorship meant quality of life? http://bit.ly/uEDZmP #stupidcancer

The proof is in the pudding. http://nyti.ms/vJLooF #mammogram #breastcancer #stupidcancer

[CHICAGO] Hey peeps! Don't miss our @StupidCancer Happy Hour w/@JonnyImerman from @ImermanAngels 11/1 at Dos Diablos bit.ly/gDfvTy

Bucket List For Boobs? http://ping.fm/U0MDO #stupidcancer

Booooooooooo! http://ping.fm/uzwxN #stupidcancer

What? http://bit.ly/ndFNII #HPV #cervicalcancer

[WTF] Really? http://bit.ly/oLypI6 #stupidcancer

Tsk Tsk Philly People! http://bit.ly/nCYe7r #stupidcancer #hockeyfightscancer

[INSPIRING] http://nyti.ms/pchIAA #expirationdates #stupidcancer

[PINKTOBER] #WIN An article about the searing disparities and unique needs of young women with #breastcancer. http://bit.ly/oL8p8B

[CAPTAIN OBVIOUS] Really? @StupidCancer causes stress? http://fxn.ws/qcCixD

[MAJOR VICTORY] Tanning legislation passes in CA, bans minors from killing themselves intentionally with @StupidCancer http://ti.me/nz2KZ2

[PROSTATE CANCER] #FAIL? http://bit.ly/mY0mXw #stupidcancer

Nothing but inspiration - http://huff.to/pGoe96

[MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT] The 5th Annual OMG! Cancer Summit For Young Adults is on! Visit http://OMG2012.org today and see what we're planning.

Whoa! http://bit.ly/pVKM2e #stupidcancer

Well isn't that special? http://huff.to/nfDsTP #stupidcancer

[DOUCHEBAG ALERT] http://ping.fm/GYnmh #stupidcancer

[DOUCHEBAG ALERT] Really? WTF? http://bit.ly/pHv27k #stupidcancer

[COUGH/HACK] http://bit.ly/nG1WFT #stupidcancer

Listen LIVE to the Season Nine Broadcast Premiere of The @StupidCancer Show now! http://bit.ly/rbKs8r

[R.I.P.] Andy Whitfield. This is not OK! http://bit.ly/qrOkXa #stupidcancer #youngadult

[MUST READ] "A Fresh Face On Cancer Survival", a new young adult exposée worthy of your eyeballs. http://wapo.st/oLGerM

[FOOTBALL] In the world of good news http://bit.ly/pzQ099 #Giants #stupidcancer #foosball

TGIF everyone! Be safe and enjoy your extended holiday weekend!

We have a *signed contract* with the Palms! OMG2012 is officially a go! Brace yourselves for the official launch after the Holiday weekend!

[FREE ADVANCED SCREENINGS] See the Seth Rogen Cancer Comedy 50/50 for Free! Check for your local listings now! http://on.fb.me/oXwQYR

[ICK] I love New York so drink up! http://bit.ly/oKeUU6 #stupidcancer

[FINANCE WEBINAR] @TheSAMFund Presents "Moving Forward With Your Financial Health" live webinar 9/15 @4pmEST. http://bit.ly/oQO6R0

What are your thoughts on clinical trial enrollment and it's potential for legitimate advances in outcomes? http://bit.ly/rptnDr

The Color Pink Is Bad for Fighting Breast Cancer? Someone call the ribbon folks. http://bit.ly/mQyb52 #stupidcancer

It is the end of an era for #Apple. Stay strong Steve Jobs! http://reut.rs/n8nEGX #stupidcancer

[MELANOMA] New treatment called "revolutionary" http://bit.ly/nQpkCp #stupidcancer

[GREAT ARTICLE] @StupidCancer is a "Rising ePatient Network" http://bit.ly/phss14

[PAID SURVEY] Got cancer after 2005? 15-39? Take the @LIVESTRONG Young Adult Quality of Life Study and earn $50 bucks. http://bit.ly/qFCXTM

Is this anything like George Carlin's "7 Words You Can't Say On Television"? http://bit.ly/ozmALY #stupidcancer

[DOUCHEBAG ALERT] http://ping.fm/nbpT0 #stupidcancer

[ROGEN] Another great survivor review of the pending 50/50 cancer comedy flick http://bit.ly/nx5gW6 #stupidcancer

[AMAZIN' METS] In the world of good news, Gary Carter gets some good news. http://lat.ms/p7ntVh #1986forever

Wow. Just wow. http://trib.in/mTOybU #stupidcancer

Anyone remember that film "Gattaca"? http://reut.rs/qakjm2 #stupidcancer #breastcancer

The Hobbits Win! http://bit.ly/nsV4xy

[ANNOUNCEMENT] Please welcome @colleen_oneill to the @stupidcancer family as our new Director of Dev & Programming http://linkd.in/npJfVT

[PINK] Pinknausea backlash for stupid #breastcancer http://ti.me/nMqu4W

There *HAS* to be a better way! http://nyti.ms/nu2xLM #FDAFail

[COURAGE] http://bit.ly/qJ8Vu2 #stupidcancer

[VOTE] The @StupidCancer Show is up 4 "Most Innovative Use of Social Media". Vote4Us & Click "Submit Ballot" http://bit.ly/o1fBOw Pls. Share

[BREAST CANCER] Hooray! Now young adults can not get screened until 40 instead of 50. http://bit.ly/nhG2Au

[YOUNG ADULTS] Hooray! @StupidCancer history is most important before you get cancer! http://bit.ly/q4k26O

Me lose brain? That's unpossible! http://bit.ly/n4KY6s #stupidcancer

[HOORAY] NY State's Cancer Plan, "More cancer. Less death." (Because survivorship doesn't matter, right?) http://ping.fm/2BmZs

[PROGRESS] Some good news for lung cancer http://bit.ly/rdJid8 #stupidcancer

[ARTICLE] A fascinating read. http://nyti.ms/nZuknk #stupidcancer

[YOUNG ADULT BREAST CANCER] There are "5 Simple Ways" to reduce your risk. Being over 40 is one of them. #epicfail http://bit.ly/r4MoK9

Pinkwashing is the new Greenwashing? Wasn't it the other way around. Anyway, know where your $$ goes. Don't be stupid. http://bit.ly/pzRnsw

It's the @OMGSummit 2001 Sizzle Reel. Check it out and please RT/Share http://bit.ly/r1I0vN #stupidcancer

Hit me with your best shot. Fire away. http://lat.ms/qS0UGK #stupidcancer

"The Future of Nonprofits" on tonight's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@8pmET. This is one show you don't want to miss. http://bit.ly/nFn10a

Breast Cancer Survivor and Baby Einstein Founder Julie Clark on Tonight's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@8pm ET http://bit.ly/keXQIZ

I do. http://bit.ly/iJqUyB #stupidcancer

Got cancer after 2005? 15-39? Take the @LIVESTRONG Young Adult Quality of Life Study and earn $50 bucks. http://bit.ly/msyX0q

Got @StupidCancer? Under 40? Need money? Apply for a @TheSamFund scholarship grant today http://bit.ly/iSPwhI

[GOOD NEWS] Promising news in the world of breast cancer. http://nyti.ms/iYcKB9

So much for eating healthy. http://ping.fm/trqH3

More cancer good news. This time for the brain people: http://bit.ly/luzJAP

More good news from @StupidCancer-land for lung cancer patients. http://lat.ms/iJLxjD

Amazing news from melanomaland. http://usat.ly/mykvPR #stupidcancer

For the love of all that holy, *know where your donation goes*, hold your charities accountable and don't be stupid. http://ti.me/lFSJxk

Really? Subjecting yourself to artificial radiation doesn't give you even the slightest clue it could be bad for you? http://bit.ly/kSfSYr

Do you have a @CaringBridge page? If so, now you can customize your theme with a @StupidCancer skin! Check out my page: http://bit.ly/k3wINx

Caffeine is good for you again. For now. http://bit.ly/jcXuwB #stupidcancer

[CERVICAL CANCER] Big Win For The Cause - http://bit.ly/mpEYuk #stupidcancer

Coffee is good for you again. In other news, next week is just 5 days away. http://bo.st/m1f6jX #stupidcancer

It's a boy! (or girl) http://nyti.ms/jY18sH

"Late Effects For Long-Term Childhood Cancer Survivors" on this Monday's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@8pmET. Tune in! http://bit.ly/jcEwut

[COOL] It's a 24-Hour Charity Game-A-Thon benefiting @StupidCancer. This is fundraising at it's most awesome. http://bit.ly/l7TSIL #zelda

It's official. Everything causes cancer and will kill you. In other news, life expectancy keeps rising. http://bit.ly/j7wUpK

[BIG NEWS] @StupidCancer Board Chair, Dr. Leonard Sender launches historic Journal of Adolescent & Young Adult Oncology http://prn.to/lvknQo

Pink poo? Insert your own caption. http://bit.ly/lm7kuO #stupidcancer

Salt is good. Salt is bad. Salt is good. Salt is bad. Rabbit season. Duck season. http://bit.ly/kft3mR #stupidcancer

Peek-a-boo! http://cnet.co/jKQUJv

May is National Brain Tumor Awareness Month. Be aware of brain tumors. They come out to feed at night. Mine did. http://bit.ly/kX6yiA

Presenting the newly overhauled @StupidCancer Blog. Check it out, subscribe to the RSS feed and apply to blog for us. http://bit.ly/kBamg9

Hooray, we're being helped! http://bit.ly/l8g4lX #stupidcancer #healthcare

Epic Fail http://usat.ly/ionS5y

In other news... http://fxn.ws/iVjM85

Happy 1st birthday to my two living miracles, Koby Evan and Hannah Rachel. Jessica and I are so blessed and you are so loved.

You win some. You lose some. http://usat.ly/hYdKoG #stupidcancer

Surviving survivorship? http://bit.ly/hGh0jm #stupidcancer

Are you a long-term childhood #cancer survivor who feels abandoned by the system? Read this essay and spread the word. http://huff.to/hlA5R1

Read our latest Huffington Post article about being a lost pediatric cancer survivor in a failed system. Please share. http://huff.to/hlA5R1

Happy Easter! http://bit.ly/eABhYs

Is Sugar Toxic? One of the most relevant, timely, well written and well-research article I've read in some time. http://nyti.ms/hCDumB

[PHOTOS] It's official! Here are your crowdsourced photos from the 4th Annual OMG! Cancer Summit for Young Adults! #stupidcancer

There can be only one. http://bit.ly/eASb2k

Stupid brain. Smart brain. http://huff.to/eL5slx #stupidcancer

[MILESTONE] The @StupidCancer Show hits 660K listens! Join @LisaBernhard and I each Monday LIVE@8pm Eastern http://bit.ly/8llSjI

Lights on. Lights off. Lights on. Lights off. Cancer on. Cancer off. Cancer on. Cancer off. http://bit.ly/hP3lCt

Don't miss tonight's @StupidCancer Show post-@OMGSummit wrap-up broadcast LIVE@8pm ET http://bit.ly/eMOwbP

OMG Summit 2011 :: And That's A Wrap! http://omg2011.org

OMG Summit Update: We're blowing the doors off this place. Are you watching the livestream? http://omg2011.org

OMG! Summit, baby!

Small win for the little people. http://lat.ms/gAEZVd

It's National Young Adult Cancer Awareness Week 2011. Get involved. Watch and share this video. It's a big deal. http://bit.ly/nyacaw2011

i[2]y is looking to hire a skilled nonprofit development consultant for part-time project. Send LinkedIn profile to info@stupidcancer.com

It's about time. http://bit.ly/g17KoV #cancersticks

Congrats to Team @StupidCancer for running the NYC 1/2 Marathon and raising ~$50,000 for the I'm Too Young For This! Cancer Foundation.

It's daylight savings time again! Spring forward 1 hour tonight.

This sounds promising. http://bit.ly/fJq2cF

Now isn't that special? http://bbc.in/hHfy0Y

[MILESTONE] The Stupid Cancer Show just crossed 600,000 listens worldwide! Subscribe to the free iTunes podcast today! http://bit.ly/g2bT6b

Isn't smoking linked to *every* risk? http://bit.ly/ftCzX7

It's Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. Everyone be aware of your colorectals. http://bit.ly/eN48o1 #stupidcancer #katiecouric

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. http://ping.fm/s9nck #stupidcancer

This is important. http://bit.ly/eWFhg7 #stupidcancer

Uhm... what? http://gizmo.do/hdee42

*EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW* Crazy Sexy Cancer's @Kris_Carr on next Monday's @StupidCancer Show LIVE@8pm ET http://bit.ly/hWI9la Please Share.

*NEWS* The 4th Annual OMG! Cancer Summit For Young Adults has 100 slots left. Register now to ensure your participation. http://OMG2011.org

@OMGSummit registration is *LIVE*. Limited seats. Sign up now! http://OMG2011.org

4th Annual @OMGSummit Registration Goes LIVE In 25 Minutes! http://OMG2011.org #stupidcancer

Reminder: No @StupidCancer Show tonight. Join us live next Monday at 8pm Eastern.

*URGENT* Tonight's Stupid Cancer Show has been POSTPONED. Everything is OK. No panic. See you next week.

Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife and mother of my two beautiful children. I love you, baby!

No more posting Facebook pictures of yourself running a marathon while simultaneously collecting disability. http://lat.ms/fSWpiG #FAIL

So much for cooperating on Capitol Hill. http://bit.ly/hMeIu7 #healthcare #stupidcancer

Captain obvious reporting? http://bit.ly/ffYoP6 #stupidcancer

Wait. What? http://bbc.in/gn46LF

You just can't win. http://bit.ly/fM5c3P #sodium

Love the cancer. Embrace the cancer. Be the cancer. Ohmmmm. So we're to learn to love the one you're with? http://bit.ly/ih5tXz

1. Idea for romantic comedy 2. Boy meets girl. 3. Girl gets @StupidCancer. 4. Boy is oncologist. 5. Hilarity ensues. http://bit.ly/fMUY9d

Ruh Roh! http://gaw.kr/ervEva #stupidcancer

Is this how "I Am Legend" started? http://bit.ly/gbORZP

Celeb spokesperson #ZacEfron raises $$$ and awareness for @StupidCancer in celebrity video game competition this Tues! http://bit.ly/hZCL1u

Fail or No Fail? http://bit.ly/e4nTvR #stupidcancer

Step into the light, Carole-Ann! http://bit.ly/hEZtBd

@LIVESTRONGCEO on @StupidCancer Show SEASON 8 PREMIERE 1/17@8pmET. Exclusive 30 min chat with 3x survivor Doug Ulman. http://bit.ly/gTCcEh

This could go either way.... people will either rush to their doctor or stop going altogether. http://bit.ly/gOIRv1 #stupidcancer

Clusters are the new black. http://wapo.st/dP9y8P #stupidcancer