Reminder: No @StupidCancer Show tonight. Join us live next Monday at 8pm Eastern.

*URGENT* Tonight's Stupid Cancer Show has been POSTPONED. Everything is OK. No panic. See you next week.

Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife and mother of my two beautiful children. I love you, baby!

No more posting Facebook pictures of yourself running a marathon while simultaneously collecting disability. http://lat.ms/fSWpiG #FAIL

So much for cooperating on Capitol Hill. http://bit.ly/hMeIu7 #healthcare #stupidcancer

Captain obvious reporting? http://bit.ly/ffYoP6 #stupidcancer

Wait. What? http://bbc.in/gn46LF

You just can't win. http://bit.ly/fM5c3P #sodium

Love the cancer. Embrace the cancer. Be the cancer. Ohmmmm. So we're to learn to love the one you're with? http://bit.ly/ih5tXz

1. Idea for romantic comedy 2. Boy meets girl. 3. Girl gets @StupidCancer. 4. Boy is oncologist. 5. Hilarity ensues. http://bit.ly/fMUY9d

Ruh Roh! http://gaw.kr/ervEva #stupidcancer

Is this how "I Am Legend" started? http://bit.ly/gbORZP

Celeb spokesperson #ZacEfron raises $$$ and awareness for @StupidCancer in celebrity video game competition this Tues! http://bit.ly/hZCL1u

Fail or No Fail? http://bit.ly/e4nTvR #stupidcancer

Step into the light, Carole-Ann! http://bit.ly/hEZtBd

@LIVESTRONGCEO on @StupidCancer Show SEASON 8 PREMIERE 1/17@8pmET. Exclusive 30 min chat with 3x survivor Doug Ulman. http://bit.ly/gTCcEh

This could go either way.... people will either rush to their doctor or stop going altogether. http://bit.ly/gOIRv1 #stupidcancer

Clusters are the new black. http://wapo.st/dP9y8P #stupidcancer